Your Apocalypse is older than my 10 year old son.
or:
6-7 years from now your Apocalypse will be going to university and leaving home. Enjoy every precious moment while it lasts.
or:
Generation Z, the generation your apocalypse belongs to, will inherit a world that is 4 degrees hotter than it is now
or:
Your Apocalypse grew up during the Trump years, abandon all hope.