Check my profile if you don't believe me, but I had previously received a fettle belt with DEX+1 ACC-5, and didn't think they could get much worse than that. I was clearly direly mistaken.
LOL so many of you beat me to the nana refrence guy. We'll call him tight hat, because his hat was so tight in his avatar he could not think straight. Anyways Prothescar you probably got a PM from him asking you what day, time, moon phase so he can get one too.