Random Politics & Religion #14

I found this funny because I do the same thing to some staunch conservatives that I work with.

Well in Pro Hillary news:

k...

i'm referring to a general sense of foreboding...
fore·bod·ing
fôrˈbōdiNG/Submit
noun
1.
fearful apprehension; a feeling that something bad will happen.
"with a sense of foreboding she read the note"
synonyms: apprehension, anxiety, trepidation, disquiet, unease, uneasiness, misgiving, suspicion, worry, fear, fearfulness, dread, alarm; informal the willies, the heebie-jeebies, the jitters, the creeps
"a feeling of foreboding"

like...evil forces are converging on a singular point in time and space...for reasons unknown but presumed sinister...but whatever it is it's getting closer and sooner...

it feels like I ordered the four horsemen of the Apocalypse on Amazon.com, but then forgot all about it... and the fedex is ringing the front door bell

I've been saying that for a while but no one believed me..!

I have come to the terms that I have to be a good republican this time around and vote for Hillary. She'll no doubt be a terrible president, we gain more seats in the house in senate in two years, then can nominate anyone other than Trump and mop the floor with her in 4 yours. Trump is simply too big of a buffoon to represent republicans for 4 years at an international level, it will be disastrous to the GOP brand for decades.

I'm not with her, but I'll give her the rope to hang herself with.

that's my take at the moment anyway.

'Twas only a joke, good sir. Not a great one, but a joke nonetheless.

I was expecting page after page of dirty weiner jokes I'm disappointed

idk man..when he started sending the texts to underage girls it went from creepy and weird and sort of/kind of funny to dead wrong and just plain wrong with a side of wrong and wrong to drink and a small slice of wrong for dessert...

he's like every dad on the planet's worst nightmare... a millionaire pervert with no morals, unlimited free time and your daughter's cell phone # and home address.

This is what makes the decision so vexing. On one hand Trump is a terrible, terrible candidate who is riddled with a notorious history. On the other hand Hillary is just as bad but a lot more subtle in her evil.

Its like handing over your keys to two people: One who will crash and it another who will steal it. Who do you pass the key over too?

I see it more as they'll both do a ***job, so who would I prefer look shitty for four long years. We can blame Hillary for zika and the homeless, and dig up a real candidate worth electing in 2020. gotta think of the long game. Hell Hillary's closer to being a sane republican than Donald anyway.

Well, either one is an excuse to finally get a new car....

which one would you let baby sit your daughter?

Team Hillary - with Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin

or

The Trump Family - The Donald, Eric bar sinister, evil donald jr and Ivanka

The answer is Joe Biden.

screw that! let's turn all the knobs on the boiler to maximum and see what happens!

I don't want to think about the election after this one. I'll be in a bunker by then eating expired military rations.

well of course you don't care about the long game, you're evil and dying of influenza.

I feel like the Democrats had a good enough answer already they just threw it away so they could get their poster child the nomination.

Now in video form:

you'll probably still be posting simpsons .gifs on here...

Oh snap, I called it while you were finding a simpsons clip, awesome.

In the year 2020 the simpsons gifs will be magically transformed into video !

Smoking Joe Biden is super grope~y too though...he's all "let uncle joey rub your shoulders"



Caption "guess what I'm pressing against your tail bone"

Just hope Chelsea doesn't run in the future it will be the last of the Clinton's unless one of Bill's love child decides to run...

There's a quaint sort of quality to a dude over 60 being a pervert. Like, 'aaawwww look at em'. he thinks she isn't totally grossed out right now'

That was the joke! Just google pic "creepy Biden" you'll get plenty of results!

It could have been Ivanka vs Hillary battle of the sexes that has more appeal to most Americans.

Edit Battle of sex appeal *