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Remora.Brain said: »
Clearly the chicken was a criminal Hindu in a past life and is fighting back against karma.
Now, this rooster has me worried!
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That rooster is *** hypnotic.
they're going to fly to the moon and paint a big picture of Lenin on it
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Bahamut.Milamber said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Valefor.Endoq said: » Almost 6000 views on this thread, I hope that some were able to find its original point and the rest to be useful Are you trying to say we weren't useful? Well, I'll be putting in an official complaint with the Vatican about this. When I'm done you'll be head priest in Siberia. Dunno what you're talking about, I'll be praying to Hitchens about my grave error before offering up a few chickens to Darwin. I even have this neat lil shrine to Ayn Rand if you guys wanna see. Praise Evolution. Praise Darwin. Death to religion! Alice said: Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die /sings
you can tell by the way that rooster uses his walk, he's a hens' ***, no time to talk. fonewear said: » Rooster clearly reincarnated Stalin. Have you ever looked deep into the eyes of a chicken and wondered if 'Jurassic Park' would have been a better movie if the velociraptors were all depicted as giant chickens? Why wasn't Stephen Spielberg going for accuracy? I feel like a *** joke would be too obvious right now...
... ... ... *** You know what they call you if you keep a rooster from strutting...
To think chickens are distantly related to one of the most recognizable fearsome creatures in all history.
Mull over that next box of KFC! Caitsith.Zahrah said: » fonewear said: » Rooster clearly reincarnated Stalin. Have you ever looked deep into the eyes of a chicken and wondered if 'Jurassic Park' would have been a better movie if the velociraptors were all depicted as giant chickens? Why wasn't Stephen Spielberg going for accuracy? This should be the splash screen for angry birds. Just think, if evolution had panned out differently, super-intelligent raptors might be discussing Raptor Jesus (Praise be unto Him) over a box of KFA, Kentucky Fried Ape.
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We proved that chickens are like dictators... delicious.
Raptor Jesus is the internet done right. Cerberus.Tikal said: » Just think, if evolution had panned out differently, super-intelligent raptors might be discussing Raptor Jesus (Praise be unto Him) over a box of KFA, Kentucky Fried Ape. Well actually.... I may or may not have been involved. Sparth: I should kill you where you stand for posting an iOS version of that masterpiece.
fonewear said: » MalamooPoot7x21 said: » Agnosticism For the win. lol At least you admit you aren't sure. Some people can't be questioned by their "non belief". Fenrir.Atheryn said: » Jetackuu said: » Phoenix.Amandarius said: » It is not lack of belief. It is belief that there is no God. When in doubt, check the dictionary. atheism [ey-thee-iz-uhm] noun 1. the doctrine or belief that there is no God. 2. disbelief in the existence of a supreme being or beings. Origin: 1580–90; < Greek áthe(os) godless + -ism The dictionary isn't the say-so on all words, it's a guide of what popular uses of words are, the word's origins are that of "a- theism" the prefix "a" meaning without. Therefor the only logical deduction is that it means the lack of the belief in a god/gods. when speaking of languages, one realizes the dictionaries aren't complete. fonewear said: » Anything that can't be proven is a belief. Not sure why that is hard to understand. Odin.Jassik said: » A hilariously transparent word game that changes nothing about the meaning of the words. One could just as easily word it: 1. Not believing there is no god 2. Not believing there is a god The difference is, as it's used today, Atheism is the lack of religious and deistic opinion. There are also Anti-theist, those would be more what you're talking about, people who strongly believe there is no god. Also, using the exact same argument endlessly after having been proven wrong over and over by dozens of people using a variety of resources, you're clearly just trying to get a reaction. I'm pretty sure that's against the forum rules. Ragnarok.Ashman said: » This all started because jet derailed with saying "fedora atheists dont exist because im going to try to invent a definition paradox". I even posted a link where Richard Dawkins, the neckbeard jesus, comments on the subject. If you're upset that this derailed for 2 pages, blame the guy who tried to smoke and mirrors by disagreeing with a widely accepted term. Jet LACKS BELIEF IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THEREFORE HE IS OUTSIDE OF THE REALM OF ITS POWER. He doesn't refuse to live by the law of english. He just pretends it's not there. It's not a decision. We don't know english from birth so it's not like he's "deciding" to not know what hes talking about. Not to mention that you claim "the English language herp derp" when you don't know what the *** you're talking about. As for widely accepted: most people think "alot" is a word, popular sure doesn't mean right. Ok everyone needs to CALM DOWN AND EAT A SNICKERS ;)
Cerberus.Pleebo said: » Raptor Jesus is the internet done right. I was intrigued. Somehow I missed Raptor Jesus /failatinternet Quote: God had intentionally created Raptor Jesus to preach to the dinosaur people and show them the light. However, his early teachings did not go over well with the dinosauric people and so God’s Secretary of Divine Intervention, Triceratops Goldbaum, granted him the ability to perform miracles. He went on to roam the Earth from 90,000,000-65,000,000 B.H.C (Before Human Christ). Phoenix.Amandarius said: » They are the only two choices Jet. It's not complicated. Either you believe God is real or you believe God is not real. Your issue, as always, stems from your huge personality flaw in that you BELIEVE you are smarter than you really are. Time and time again you display it. You like to BELIEVE that you are incapable of BELIEF because you're somehow just too damn smart. Look around at your life. Would the smartest person live the way you do? I am smarter than you apparently perceive as I can actually tell that the issue isn't just black and white. Valefor.Endoq said: » CALM DOWN Offline
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fonewear said: » To me the correct choice is to admit you aren't sure. But some people are too proud to do that. I mean at least if you say you can't prove or disprove you are being honest. Plus you don't have to be a *** about believing or lack of belief. |
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