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 Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-05-25 10:27:30
How is everyone fairing on this holiest of weekdays?
lol, you are hangover.
well, thanks. I am optimistic about chinese wednesday, the sun is shining, and the kids are free from the rotten influence that is the public school system. Still bored and in a videogame funk, played some LoL with chimi, and you can't party up in draft pick, or maybe I'm too dumb, so I think I'm going to have to bot up some jng, mid, and sup so if I get dicked into a role I don't know at least I'll have a basic understanding. I've been rockin' some civ 5 again too, but that just makes me want to spend money on DLC, and I'm still pissy I got screwed for 60 bones on that trainwreck that is 'the division'. so there's that.
I *** hate teenagers. My daughter's 8th grade year book had the following signatures, and mind you she never leaves our sight, and is a very good girl for 8th grade standards:
"SPREAD DEM legs gurl"
"sread em' like moses spread the sea"
"hit me up if you ever turn into a hoe."
The handwriting looked like a small childs, or a semi-retard, and it was 3 different guys. wtf. I want to be jack's cro-magnon brain... these ***' little tools. I may have been an *** at 14, but I had a little bit of class for ***. I can see why our grandparents' generation hated us.
yeeesh. sry for that spiel, I had to tell you guys how *** we all are. I think the most concerning thing is that they somehow learned about Moses in a public school!!! Separation of religion and state yo! Blasphemy!
But for real... Who signs that to a yearbook...
Lakshmi.Flavin
Server: Lakshmi
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-05-25 10:28:26
I *** hate teenagers. My daughter's 8th grade year book had the following signatures, and mind you she never leaves our sight, and is a very good girl for 8th grade standards:
"SPREAD DEM legs gurl"
"sread em' like moses spread the sea"
"hit me up if you ever turn into a hoe."
These are boys whose fathers are failing them in ways even mine couldn't have managed in all his years of disappointing my mother. Nah. It's just kids who have made Justin beiber their mentor...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 10:33:34
Sadly much of the spirit has gone away, but it is nice to be reminded of it from time to time.
just whip PARKER with this when the rickshaw slows down or until you feel better
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 10:35:07
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2016-05-25 10:36:14
Sadly much of the spirit has gone away, but it is nice to be reminded of it from time to time.
just whip PARKER with this when the rickshaw slows down or until you feel better
There's a balance too... Don't whip him so hard that he can't continue to keep taking you to different places...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-05-25 10:44:47
Where are the women to fan me off with giant leaves?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 11:03:58
Where are the women to fan me off with giant leaves?
PARKER thought you meant fan girls and most of them were sent away for suspicion of being girlboys
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 12:18:36
mmmm Mala Lamb was so good
now I need to find a dark cool place to take a nap...
obviously somewhere without college kids armed with sharpies
/thinks
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-05-25 12:27:42
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 Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-05-25 12:36:45
crawl up into the false ceiling somewhere!
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-05-25 12:55:42
How is everyone fairing on this holiest of weekdays?
lol, you are hangover.
well, thanks. I am optimistic about chinese wednesday, the sun is shining, and the kids are free from the rotten influence that is the public school system. Still bored and in a videogame funk, played some LoL with chimi, and you can't party up in draft pick, or maybe I'm too dumb, so I think I'm going to have to bot up some jng, mid, and sup so if I get dicked into a role I don't know at least I'll have a basic understanding. I've been rockin' some civ 5 again too, but that just makes me want to spend money on DLC, and I'm still pissy I got screwed for 60 bones on that trainwreck that is 'the division'. so there's that.
I *** hate teenagers. My daughter's 8th grade year book had the following signatures, and mind you she never leaves our sight, and is a very good girl for 8th grade standards:
"SPREAD DEM legs gurl"
"sread em' like moses spread the sea"
"hit me up if you ever turn into a hoe."
The handwriting looked like a small childs, or a semi-retard, and it was 3 different guys. wtf. I want to be jack's cro-magnon brain... these ***' little tools. I may have been an *** at 14, but I had a little bit of class for ***. I can see why our grandparents' generation hated us.
yeeesh. sry for that spiel, I had to tell you guys how *** we all are.
Sorry, I was preoccupied this morning when I read this. Since their names are right there, you or your wife could call their moms. I would really hope I wouldn't have to dole out a physical reprimand, but yeah...If either of my boys did something like that in middle school, the temptation to pop them in the mouth would be there.
Cursing.
What a shitty thing to have written in a book that will end up in a box in an attic or closet. LOL!
EDIT: Or confront the principal if you can't get a hold of their moms.
 Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
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Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-05-25 13:04:26
^Yep sounds like middle school alright. Part of what made it so horrible.
 Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-05-25 13:07:47
I would assume they left their numbers next to their messages. Oh the trouble one could start.
Bismarck.Leneth
Server: Bismarck
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By Bismarck.Leneth 2016-05-25 13:24:10
Or you could send them a crazy ex-soldier uncle over who never really returned home with his mind...
Should be enough scaring at this age. might not work at 16+ though.
If you don't have one, I'm sure somewhere in America someone does provide such a service for a small fee.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 13:31:26
Sorry, I was preoccupied this morning when I read this.
You were saying prayers of thanks and worship to the sun god for giving you boys weren't you!?
I know I was...
or whoever is in charge of that racket.... hear my prayers!
heavenly whatsits and whodeehoos I humbly thank you for your blessing of two boys rather than any girls... Sweet Jebus the niece was close enough...
grant your servant mosin the power to give up cigarette smoking so that he will not become too winded when he has to chase off *** teenage boys with his machete of justice...
I'm absolutely certain that he is sorry for whatever it was that he did wrong to get girls.
AMEN
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 13:34:35
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-05-25 13:44:08
Sorry, I was preoccupied this morning when I read this.
You were saying prayers of thanks and worship to the sun god for giving you boys weren't you!?
I know I was...
or whoever is in charge of that racket.... hear my prayers!
heavenly whatsits and whodeehoos I humbly thank you for your blessing of two boys rather than any girls... Sweet Jebus the niece was close enough...
grant your servant mosin the power to give up cigarette smoking so that he will not become too winded when he has to chase off *** teenage boys with his machete of justice...
I'm absolutely certain that he is sorry for whatever it was that he did wrong to get girls.
AMEN
Kind of.
I had a little bit of a panic recall of one, little *** in middle school whose idea of flirtation might have well been torture. My mom called that one, but I didn't tell her about the sexual gestures and the things he would say to me. It was completely jarring considering other boys didn't act like that toward me and it was new.
He did his "big reveal" before we moved out of the neighborhood and got a door slammed in his face.
Ugh...Poor Mosin's oldest.
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-05-25 13:46:31
my thoughts precisely.
I'm absolutely certain that he is sorry for whatever it was that he did wrong to get girls.
I repent!
The unbirthday thread made me lol in the office here, got to go hide somewhere for a bit.
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 13:58:13
holy crap that just reminded me of the washington dc trip meeting...
sometime in middle school they took the kids on a bus trip to DC
anyhoo...they had a meeting at the school so you could ask questions which instead turned into the public shaming of fappy strokesalot Yee or Lee a young asian pervert that was caught in the bushes red handed outside a teenage girls window... he was subsequently captured and held until the police could apprehend the young scoundrel
this story was screamed out by the mother of the peep~ee (the girl that got peeped) to the entire audience so that everyone would know that kid was a pervert peeper.
I didn't go to the Disney world meeting... I'm sure it would have been a rerun
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2016-05-25 14:02:03
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on. It's a total shitshow. One of the girl's friends calls every weekend because mom's gone and the 12 year old brother is in charge until monday - tuesday. I could go on, but I end up getting my blood all riled up.
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2016-05-25 14:14:50
holy crap that just reminded me of the washington dc trip meeting...
sometime in middle school they took the kids on a bus trip to DC
anyhoo...they had a meeting at the school so you could ask questions which instead turned into the public shaming of fappy strokesalot Yee or Lee a young asian pervert that was caught in the bushes red handed outside a teenage girls window... he was subsequently captured and held until the police could apprehend the young scoundrel
this story was screamed out by the mother of the peep~ee (the girl that got peeped) to the entire audience so that everyone would know that kid was a pervert peeper.
I didn't go to the Disney world meeting... I'm sure it would have been a rerun
That is HI-larious!
EDIT: Aaannnddd...Now, I'm reminded of Kara's stalker debacle from when she was a teen.
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on. It's a total shitshow. One of the girl's friends calls every weekend because mom's gone and the 12 year old brother is in charge until monday - tuesday. I could go on, but I end up getting my blood all riled up.
That's just heartbreaking.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 14:22:39
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on..
the principle at our school tried to get out of confronting a parent of a kid that made the mistake of harassing my youngest.... his mom doesn't care and we quit trying to get her to care and blah blah
and my answer was this.... If you give up on the boy then no one is left to care about him
and then correcting the situation falls to me.... and nobody wants that....except maybe the newspapers...
she wisely decided to try and have another talk with the mother.
Lakshmi.Zerowone
Server: Lakshmi
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Posts: 6949
By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2016-05-25 14:23:53
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on. It's a total shitshow. One of the girl's friends calls every weekend because mom's gone and the 12 year old brother is in charge until monday - tuesday. I could go on, but I end up getting my blood all riled up.
So, you're saying there is a possibility nobody would notice if they went missing?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 14:26:39
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on. It's a total shitshow. One of the girl's friends calls every weekend because mom's gone and the 12 year old brother is in charge until monday - tuesday. I could go on, but I end up getting my blood all riled up.
So, you're saying there is a possibility nobody would notice if they went missing?
bury 'em deep, says I
By Ramyrez 2016-05-25 14:28:09
EDIT: Just saying, you might not be privy to everything they're doing or saying. Names there, handwriting, call their moms.
their school district encompasses areas in which some of the parents, if they're there at all, don't really care what goes on. It's a total shitshow. One of the girl's friends calls every weekend because mom's gone and the 12 year old brother is in charge until monday - tuesday. I could go on, but I end up getting my blood all riled up.
Far too much of this ***in the world. Definitely angries up the blood to think about too much.
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 Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-05-25 14:32:03
dear god, all this children talk. you know that ***is contagious. if i turn 30 and get someone pregnant i'm blaming all of you!
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
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Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2016-05-25 14:33:48
I *** hate teenagers. My daughter's 8th grade year book had the following signatures, and mind you she never leaves our sight, and is a very good girl for 8th grade standards:
"SPREAD DEM legs gurl"
"sread em' like moses spread the sea"
"hit me up if you ever turn into a hoe."
don't hate the players hate the game bro.
*gives mosin pain killers for the inevitable migraine caused by the internal screaming*
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By Ramyrez 2016-05-25 14:39:52
don't hate the players hate the game bro.
"Kobe Bryant" is really all you need to know to realize you can hate the player and the game.
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Server: Shiva
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-05-25 14:41:16
don't hate the players hate the game bro.
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his daughter is in middleschool
I say set fire to the game, kill all the players and bury them in the ashes
<insert shovel tamping down the dirt sound here>
Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
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Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-05-25 14:42:22
But Taylor says "I love the players and you love the game"!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
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Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
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