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 Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-11 16:12:00
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Sorry about that, Girlboy. I thought the "bits and pieces" were covered, sooo...Oops!

Man, Google! So offended by Fielder. I think they did a geriatric Phil Nicholson cover too. WHICH IS WORSE, GOOGLE?!?
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-11 16:17:01
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 Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-11 16:22:05
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Good God! Maury is a good inspiration for parody, or for loss of faith in humanity. Take your pick.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 08:16:58
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Sorry about that, Girlboy.

you don't have to treat her/him like people!

<insert archer scene where woodhouse tries to sit at the table>
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 09:19:58
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and who had "10 days" on the kingnoobie returning pool?

Edit:
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
see you in two weeks KN.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-07-14 09:21:23
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That sure was a quick change of mind.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-14 09:22:43
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I had 9. Son of a ***.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-14 09:44:18
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lol

morning all.

I got a picture of a drunken chipmunk. that's about all I know. boring weekend.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-14 09:52:12
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-07-14 09:55:38
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
I had 9. Son of a ***.
I had "never left"
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-14 09:59:55
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Zah, what did you post?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-14 10:03:49
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Sorry about that, Girlboy.

you don't have to treat her/him like people!

<insert archer scene where woodhouse tries to sit at the table>
Parker get lost or something?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-14 10:04:31
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kingnoobie is back?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 10:09:26
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Parker get lost or something?

Hung over.... Mosin ordered him to drink all the booze for him this weekend.

/nudges PARKER with his foot

he'll be fine

/sips coffee
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-14 10:28:47
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Was he ever really fine to begin with?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 10:34:37
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I stewed in my own juice all weekend. The story is long and boring.
but basically...
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-14 10:56:40
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Jetackuu said: »
Zah, what did you post?

Oh! It wasn't anything crazy. Just an ESPN cover of Prince Fielder in his birthday suit. His stuff 'n junk was covered but Google doesn't like thunder thighs I guess. Nothing outrageous.

Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
kingnoobie is back?

I'm starting to think he might be a wee bit of a masochist. :/

Also, "accidental ovulation"! Why do I read things?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 11:07:08
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PARKER Edit: The "and they told two friends...." joke was stolen without permission from a faberge shampoo chain of commercials...

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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-07-14 11:13:10
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Blah.
Monday.


>"Have you finished xyz project?"
>No.
>"We need it asap,because our workload is low"
>And you had me working on a side project for you Friday, and closed up shop at noon because?
>"Just hurry up and finish it, we need it."
/sigh.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 11:19:06
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Which reminds me of THIS COMMERCIAL!!! Evil!!!

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My kid sister was totally hooked by it, bothered moms for weeks to get her to buy it, then splashed it all over herself just like the commercial....

The bathroom still smelled like jean nate twenty something years later when they sold it....
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-14 11:24:27
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Is Jean Nate sponsored by pepsi? Little girls idolized a female jockey?

GAHAEFWVWRGBRWGERGKINH...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 12:01:50
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It smelled like horse whiz... One whiff of half a drop of that ***would burn a hole clean through your sinus and into your brain...

Several handfuls, splashed all over yourself, as demonstrated in the commercial, may cause nausea, blindness, watery eyes and a vengeful desire to hunt down and kill everyone involved in making that commercial...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 12:07:43
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I need to save this for my son who has procrastinationitis

“Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a person’s training begins, it is probably the last lesson that person learns thoroughly.”
- Thomas Huxley
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-14 12:09:02
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I need to save this for my son who has procrastinationitis

my middle daughter has that.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-14 12:11:15
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
It smelled like horse whiz... One whiff of half a drop of that ***would burn a hole clean through your sinus and into your brain...

Several handfuls, splashed all over yourself, as demonstrated in the commercial, may cause nausea, blindness, watery eyes and a vengeful desire to hunt down and kill everyone involved in making that commercial...
Watching the commercial was enough...
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By Jetackuu 2014-07-14 12:23:17
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@Zah: ah nothing fun, and idk nor care who that is, assuming somethingsdomething sports.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 12:24:46
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One of the main problems is it shows a women get out of the bath tub and then sploosh half a bottle of that crap all over themselves and the floor... (which my sister mimicked flawlessly.)

had she been in the tub, some of us may have lived....

Bear in mind that like all perfume, one drop is plenty...

She got out of the tub, opened the door to the closet, grabbed the bottle and doused herself in it. It got on the floor, the wall, everything in the closet including the shelves, you name it, it was christened with jean nate, a smell that would become permanently etched in all of our minds forever...

The message of the commercial (to little girls) was, if you want to be beautiful and a winner... dump a half a bottle of this crap on yourself so people can see your awesomeness roll off of you in waves...

/draws stink lines coming off his sister
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-14 12:25:41
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<don't try this at home>
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-14 12:29:07
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Siren.Mosin said: »
<don't try this at home>

If only I could somehow get this commercial video to your daughters along with two jugs of the perfume...


then my evil would be law!
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-14 12:32:04
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
If only I could somehow get this commercial video to your daughters along with two jugs of the perfume...

they fall for every dumb commercial they see, too. right now it's a roll-a-pet or someshit. I mockingly yell at the wife now "HEY! I want a <whatever is being advertised>! would you get me one?!?!?" just like the kids do to me all day.

I don't think she appreciates it.
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