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By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-04 20:58:21
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Also, because I'm a tightwad with fuel, I'm hitching a ride with my sister to get dinner, she wanted to watch the Macy's display. I'm surprised they didn't play the full version of Inna gadda da vida. I didn't think they were ever gonna freaking stop.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 08:46:14
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All praise and glory to lord foodha and the cornucopia of grilled meats he blessed us with this weekend. Independence day! /softly whispers (from dietary restrictions) was an awesome weekend of massive meat consumption! huzzah!

Let's see...I grilled steak and chicken and sausages on friday, then I grilled a whole chicken on saturday, then our uncle kicked out the jams on sunday and cooked pork ribs, pork chops, bratwurst, hamburgers, hot dogs and I don't even know what else.... I think he made a couple of goat steaks or something...

So now it's time to crank the caffeine to maximum and try to sweat it all out! and quietly cheer for my heart to win out in it's epic battle against cholesterol and charcoal carbon residue.

Now I feel some deeply repressed instinct compelling me to strip down to sweat pant shorts and a greasy tee shirt, then slowly put around walmart in an electric fat mobile cart with a stupid angry look on my face.

maybe I should practice first.... /clears throat

whutru lukinat!? /belch

hmmmm... needs more drawl and less jowl movement...maybe if I chew some tobacco....
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 09:08:02
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morning all.

Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Let's see...I grilled steak and chicken and sausages on friday, then I grilled a whole chicken on saturday, then our uncle kicked out the jams on sunday and cooked pork ribs, pork chops, bratwurst, hamburgers, hot dogs and I don't even know what else.... I think he made a couple of goat steaks or something...

I am jack's unfettered envy. I ate a small, little, tiny, sirloin on the 4th, and am still paying for it now. *** holes in your stomach. the ***is *** weak. the first 4th of july I've had to suffer through without booze in 15 odd years as well. I guess I may have prevented an injury to the smallest child, as I crapped on his mother's parade, & made him go to bed about 20 minutes before she got thwacked with an artillery shell in the thigh. I don't know how she didn't suffer any burns, buts all's well that ends well, I suppose.

blah.

all work & no fun makes jack a dull boy.

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maybe if I chew some tobacco....

try to let a bunch of it to drool out of the front of your mouth, those are the best guys.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-07 09:10:04
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I ate a small, little, tiny, sirloin on the 4th
Don't feel so bad. I only had a salad.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 09:29:04
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Siren.Mosin said: »
morning all.
I guess I may have prevented an injury to the smallest child.

I hit all the children and my wife with a soccer ball kicking it around the yard on sunday.... I hit my four year old niece, nina, while she was running away, up hill, left to right at a dead sprint... right in the back <ball hitting a small child BOING!!!>
Pele would have been proud.... for everyone that wasn't alive in the seventies

The key is to stay at the bottom of the hill with the kids at the top so when they kick it back to you it will roll down to you eventually so you don't have to run after it. They are too stupid to realize gravity is helping them and they think they are kicking the ball a country mile.

Watching little kids run at top speed up and down hills for hours is exhausting.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 09:34:47
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
for everyone that wasn't alive in the seventies

whatever!

I was born in 82' and pele is still, to this day, the only soccer player I could name off the top of my head. well, I guess, howard now too, if that's our goalie's name from the world cup.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 09:37:09
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
I ate a small, little, tiny, sirloin on the 4th
Don't feel so bad. I only had a salad.

read that in an indian accent... how's that world peace thing coming along?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 09:42:31
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Siren.Mosin said: »
pele is the only soccer player

Idk...it's hard to tell which icons from yesteryear translated over to today. My son saw John Wayne on TV and didn't know who he was...

time for some true grit!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-07 09:45:56
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Bismarck.Josiahkf said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
I ate a small, little, tiny, sirloin on the 4th
Don't feel so bad. I only had a salad.
Was it at least a good salad?
It was spinach with oil and vinegar. It was okay as far as salads go, but it wasn't exactly Independence Day quality.

Also, my new hire orientation begins next week Monday. I should consider getting some work done.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 09:46:17
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
it's hard to tell which icons from yesteryear translated over to today

yeah I could see that.

I might make you proud with pele, but I might horribly fail to recognize the next reference, so I should probably shut it up.

John mf'ing Wayne?

whose kid is this now? yours?
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-07 09:46:44
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
read that in an indian accent... how's that world peace thing coming along?
Not great. I keep getting *** blocked by a bipartisan world.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-07-07 09:50:44
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So, one dental emergency, one artillery shell casualty, kids used as target practice, a salad, (/sings) and a partridge in a pear tree. Good weekend for all the Ni-ers!

I just got burnt to a crisp tugboating the sweetman around and yelling at kids to stop running. We had lame snaps, crackles, and pops. Roman candles, tanks, satellites, and those scooting roosters. I played la reina de guacamole and nibbly-bits prep while watching half-assedly watching the Germany game. Sent my bad joo-joo to France by wearing my Deutschland World Cup '98 paraphernalia on The Forth. (I'm a bad 'Merican.) Eat it, roosters! You were made for lame firecracker scootage!
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 09:52:58
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hey, 'murica was already dead, you're good to go.
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-07 10:30:10
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Only three different kinds of meat...
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-07-07 10:31:01
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »

how's that world peace thing coming along?
Ron Artest? He's still a douche.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 10:34:55
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
la reina de guacamole




/tries to remove dislodged ear wax with finger

so....the thuggee mine guards are with you...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 10:43:16
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Siren.Mosin said: »
John mf'ing Wayne?

whose kid is this now? yours?

yes the time has come for a movie marathon of true grit, the good the bad and the ugly, seven samurai, zatoichi, northern fists southern kicks, etc...

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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 10:44:20
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
yes the time has come for a movie marathon of true grit, the good the bad and the ugly, seven samurai, zatoichi, northern fists southern kicks, etc...

good! educate him on some eastwood while you're at it.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-07 10:50:57
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For like 3 minutes into that video, I thought they were telling the guy to share his pie. I was like, "Why do they want his pie so damn bad?"
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-07 11:04:36
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lol at northern fists southern kicks...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 11:46:13
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
lol at northern fists southern kicks...

it's a classic!

we used to imitate those old chop socky kung fu fights with the sound effects and bad dubs... Long Wang... you.... killed my master.... <move you mouth without saying anything for a few minutes> DIE!!!! <flapping sounds>

Edit: Give me a few more hours to remember everyone's kung fu name from thirty years ago... <insert IBM AS400 tape drive whir and clatter here>

Me- Chin Say
Jeff - Long Wang and his evil brother Wang Long
Eric - Fuped Duck
Bobbie - Bang Ho

Double Edit: I got nothing.... It's safe to assume all the other names were also offensive to asians and were filled with *** jokes...
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-07 12:09:30
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Ahhh... I missed P&R...
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 12:24:25
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once again I was the most amused by myself and this thought:

"Ideals gets slapped in the pussy by reality more often than not, I have found"

right up until Niko showed up, lmao.....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 12:42:43
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someone's winkie was trying to turn itself inside out listening to all the mutilation talk and they yelled "Save Us LAME JOKE MAN!!!"
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-07-07 12:48:26
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SAVE US!!!
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By Lakshmi.Blacklion 2014-07-07 12:51:31
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What the...
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-07-07 12:53:14
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Lakshmi.Blacklion said: »
What the...

WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-07-07 12:54:01
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SHUN THE OUTSIDER!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-07-07 12:55:48
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I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU ARE SELLING!!!!
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