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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-09 14:36:15
Just don't read them Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" in case any of them are sleeper agents...
muddafunkin charles bronson yo
Edit: you dirty sonofabitching new page! I'll kill you if it's the last thing I do!!!!!!
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-06-09 14:39:53
It's miles to go before I sleep.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 09:08:11
PARKER!!!!
PARKER where in the hell is my little anthony story!?
oh well...goddamnit... I guess I'll just start over...
The story of Lappy the laptop and little anthony
Before there was PARKER there was my old friend Lappy the laptop... He was my first really kick *** laptop. He took more beatings than any good laptop should but he never missed a chance to spread his evil...broadcasting faxes, connecting to archaic evil machines...lappy could do it all. I used to bring him home with me every night and we would laugh about all the evil things we did together... then one weekend I left him alone in the office broadcasting his evil faxes to unsuspecting fax owners all over the world.... <insert 56k fax modem noise here>
Monday morning rolled around and I got to the evil office early to check on how lappy did over the weekend...but something was wrong. There was a lid of a garbage dumpster covering our front window and then I noticed the doorknob was missing.
A small window was broken... what the ***!? did they break it and shove a little kid through? or a circus midget?
I raced inside but poor Lappy was gone... <pause for sorrow>
Along with several other diabolical machines... I didn't care about them, only my beloved lappy, would I ever here him squeak and whine his high pitched cries of modemocity!?
The police quickly apprehended Little Anthony, a common thief so small in stature he was almost a fidget... they caught him in a stolen van full of all of our stolen ***and scooped it all up and took it to the police station...
I got to visit lappy only once, to identify him.... but by then my evil boss had settled the losses with the insurance company so they would not give him back to me. Lappy the Laptop traveled on without me to the land of dreams and shadows... /removes hat
He was recycled... never to beep and annoy people ever again...
My evil boss said he would find and purchase me a new lappy...
But how? and where? Lappy was no ordinary laptop he had it all, 9 pin serial ports, high speed modem, every evil program ever written. for years I had poured my evil heart and soul into lappy. His replacement cost was estimated by the insurance company for $3,500.00... but to me he was priceless.
I waited... for ten long years... In the meantime I have used "breaky" my current laptop, which was my son's laptop and is held together with duct tape... It's so slow.. and almost portless...no modem, no 9 pin, no way to store all the evil that was on lappy..
and then yesterday my boss handed me a cardboard box... and in it a shiny new laptop!
psyche!
no...it's a rebuilt piece of ***. it also has no ports or evil programs... and it has windows 8 which so far I loathe and detest... and the goddamn thing can't even figure out how to configure itself for two wifi spots that have the same name... or I can't...it does have a nice screen and it's light as a feather...
maybe I will figure out ow it works someday..
Curse you little anthony! may an incurable flesh eating virus slowly devour you completely you filthy ***.
LAPPY!!!
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 10:00:12
morning all. I ditched you all & tried my hand at fishing again yesterday. we'd all be dead if we were counting on my fishes caught for food. I'd be sorry but.....
then one weekend I left him alone in the office broadcasting his evil faxes to unsuspecting fax owners all over the world.... <insert 56k fax modem noise here>
/shakesfist
no...it's a rebuilt piece of ***. it also has no ports or evil programs... and it has windows 8 which so far I loathe and detest... and the goddamn thing can't even figure out how to configure itself for two wifi spots that have the same name... or I can't...it does have a nice screen and it's light as a feather...
If you were my evil IT tech out here in no man's land, I'd make sure you had the best! the BEST I TELLS YAS!!!!
I think there is a win 7 type navigator you can dl & install for windows 8. ask one of the techy guys for their sage advice, they'd know.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 10:02:05
I may have been too quick in my rush to judgement of the new laptop...
It running netflix as smooth as silk....
/watches Archer at work
Now I just need to figure out how to send annoying faxes to people before my productivity falls another 50% watching cartoons...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 10:13:32
I think there is a win 7 type navigator you can dl & install for windows 8. ask one of the techy guys for their sage advice, they'd know.
Done!
Unfortunately for everyone at our office, I am the evil tech guy...
and I'm so old I learned how to program on THIS!
<insert 5.25" floppy disk skritching noise here>
I'll figure it out I just haven't had a need to learn 8 yet and I have been slacking off.
I remember learning Dos 5 and Windows 3.1... one of my first jobs was to update the office computers to Windows 3.1 which still used the DOS backbone at the time... The prior office computer was a columbia computer running cp/m I think... our evil company sold them at one point I think... back when fax machines cost ten thousand dollars and only lawyers and doctors had them lol
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 10:17:25
The Paint Program:
10 REM SIMPLE PAINT PROGRAM
20 REM BY VECTRONIC
100 HOME : GR
110 X = 20 : Y = 20 : C = 9 : K = 160
120 COLOR = C: PLOT X, Y
130 GOSUB 2000
150 XP%=PDL(0): FOR PX = 1 TO 10 : NEXT: YP%=PDL(1): FOR PY =1 TO 10: NEXT
160 K = PEEK(-16384)
170 IF XP% > 130 THEN 300
180 IF XP% < 120 THEN 400
190 IF YP% > 130 THEN 500
200 IF YP% < 120 THEN 600
210 IF K = 155 THEN GOSUB 3000
220 GOTO 150
299 REM PLOT X MOVING LEFT
300 GOSUB 1000
310 IF X =39 THEN 150
320 X = X + 1: COLOR = C: PLOT X - 1, Y
330 COLOR = 9: PLOT X, Y
340 GOTO 150
399 REM PLOT X MOVING RIGHT
400 GOSUB 1000
410 IF X = 0 THEN 150
420 X = X -1: COLOR = C: PLOT X + 1, Y
430 COLOR = 9: PLOT X, Y
440 GOTO 150
499 REM PLOT Y MOVING DOWN
500 GOSUB 1000
510 IF Y = 39 THEN 150
520 Y = Y+ 1: COLOR = C: PLOT X, Y-1
530 COLOR = 9: PLOT X, Y
540 GOTO 150
599 REM PLOT Y MOVING UP
600 GOSUB 1000
610 IF Y = 0 THEN 150
620 Y = Y - 1: COLOR = C: PLOT X, Y + 1
630 COLOR = 9: PLOT X,Y
640 GOTO 150
999 END
1000 REM COLOR PICKER
1100 IF K = 177 THEN C = 1
1110 IF K = 178 THEN C = 2
1120 IF K = 179 THEN C = 3
1130 IF K = 180 THEN C = 4
1140 IF K = 181 THEN C = 5
1150 IF K = 182 THEN C = 6
1160 IF K = 183 THEN C = 7
1170 IF K = 184 THEN C = 8
1180 IF K = 185 THEN C = 9
1200 IF K = 209 THEN C = 11
1210 IF K = 215 THEN C = 12
1220 IF K = 197 THEN C = 13
1230 IF K = 210 THEN C = 14
1240 IF K = 212 THEN C = 15
1250 IF K = 160 THEN C = 0
1260 RETURN
2000 REM MENU OPTIONS
2100 PRINT "1=PRD 2=DBL 3=PRL 4=DGR 5=GR 6=MBL
7=LBL 8=BN 9=OR Q=PK W=GR E=YW R=AQ T=WT SBR=BK ESC=QUIT"
2200 K= PEEK (-16368)
2999 RETURN
3000 REM QUIT
3100 PRINT "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? "
3110 PRINT "TYPE 'Y' OR 'N'"
3200 INPUT N$
3300 IF N$= "Y" THEN 3700
3400 IF N$= "N" THEN 3800
3500 PRINT "PLEASE ENTER A 'Y' OR 'N'"
3600 GOTO 3100
3700 TEXT : HOME : GOTO 999
3800 GOSUB 2000
3900 RETURN
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 10:24:35
you wound me sir.
I was in no way, shape, or form, questioning your abilities. I just hate win 8. it feels hella counter-intuitive.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 10:30:25
I was in no way, shape, or form, questioning your abilities.
then you should start! I feel woefully technically inadequate some days.
of course I just jammed a cat 5 cable into this bastage and I'll worry about wifi arguments later
/sips coffee
I can't be expected to start any big projects now...it's almost lunch!
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Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2014-06-10 10:31:46
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-06-10 11:18:48
Spath needs more coffee. X.x
How goes the evil-doing today?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 11:19:17
best idea I've heard yet today.
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-10 11:21:05
Hmmm...That thread...I agree with you, Mos.
Dear Mods,
If you could find it in your hearts to reign in the homophobic, sexist, retard clan that'd be great. It's becoming really pathetic watching as they broadcast their insecurities. Just jumping out on a limb here, but is it because they can't get their *** wet? Jeez! That must be super frustrating, but please spare the rest of AH from that small portion of the population whose testicles haven't descended yet. We'd appreciate it.
Thanks in advance!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-06-10 11:25:26
best idea I've heard yet today. Hopefully once I get back into town it'll become reality. Stupid waking up early for flights!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 11:50:14
Hmmm...That thread...I agree with you, Mos.
Dear Mods,
If you could find it in your hearts to reign in the homophobic, sexist, retard clan that'd be great. It's becoming really pathetic watching as they broadcast their insecurities. Just jumping out on a limb here, but is it because they can't get their *** wet? Jeez! That must be super frustrating, but please spare the rest of AH from that small portion of the population whose testicles haven't descended yet. We'd appreciate it.
Thanks in advance!
well that was far more eloquent & tasteful than my description would have been, but yeah, we're on the same page, as usual.
Stupid waking up early for flights!
my work partner that I travel with always laughs at me when he picks me up at 6am to get on a flight, & I'm chugging whiskey like it's the antidote.
I *** hate flying. Idk if it's the utter lack of control, or the fact that planes have blown up & taken father figures from me, but I can't handle flying sober.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2014-06-10 11:58:19
lol can't get their *** wet.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:01:48
How goes the evil-doing today?
starting off slow here on Monday #2 aka Tuesday...
been emailing back and forth with some new person at one our evil vendors, in evil parts...
she recommends I call her number and ask for savage steve to help me find a part number that doesn't exist on the diabolical illustrated parts guide...
I told her to call him herself, or yell down the hallway. bish... she needs to learn how to do this ***.... sometimes it's not as easy as simply looking ***up!
I still can't believe Goddamned Gary retired from there. I have been working with him for twenty three years... twenty three merciless years, maybe more that he has run the parts department with an iron fist and a photographic memory....
now I have to deal with some newb.... Little Miss "I don't know what I'm doing, call someone else!"
You're in charge of the goddamned parts department you'd better hurry up and figure it out!!!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 12:04:04
I still can't believe Goddamned Gary retired from there
beats dying at his desk.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:27:24
I still can't believe Goddamned Gary retired from there
beats dying at his desk.
not for me it doesn't!!!
Old Man Otis used to say that you will know he is retired when they start shoveling dirt on top of his coffin... He was too greedy to quit. Little does he know his son in law stole his company after he died and is still pretending like he is there....
Which serves him right... They should of had that old *** stuffed and stood him in the corner with a recording on loop of him bitching...
He couldn't be forced to tell the truth at gunpoint about anything.
He lied like a rug and far more often. ***... I bet his real name wasn't even otis.... It was probably a girls name like Shannon
That sonofabitch could lie like a *** though... IBM tried to come up with a lying supercomputer to try to match him lie for lie and it blue screened in about ten seconds.... maybe fifteen
He could lie right to your FACE about something RIGHT THERE you were both looking at without a blink of an eye... which for some reason reminds me of the arkansas reading test
MR DUCKS
MR NOT
MR2
CM WANGS
LIB MR DUCKS
Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-10 12:28:42
my work partner that I travel with always laughs at me when he picks me up at 6am to get on a flight, & I'm chugging whiskey like it's the antidote.
I *** hate flying. Idk if it's the utter lack of control, or the fact that planes have blown up & taken father figures from me, but I can't handle flying sober.
Ugh! I can't handle anything but the window seat. So claustrophobic on planes.
Why can't I disassociate the name "Gary" with, "I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN!!!"?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:33:39
because everyone named gary turns out that way automatically
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Caitsith.Zahrah
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-06-10 12:37:02
Old Man Otis used to say that you will know he is retired when they start shoveling dirt on top of his coffin... He was too greedy to quit. Little does he know his son in law stole his company after he died and is still pretending like he is there....
Which serves him right... They should of had that old *** stuffed and stood him in the corner with a recording on loop of him bitching...
I feel this may be the scenario for my boss when he finally kicks it and his son takes over.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:38:26
This is what I heard in my head!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:40:36
damn that was fast PARKER
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-06-10 12:43:06
Thinking about bringing back Random P&R soon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-10 12:45:31
everyone named OTIS is actually an elevator... do not belive their lies! Hop on and enjoy the ride... if it doesn't move yell at it and hit buttons until it does or until someone else comes to make it move...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2014-06-10 12:47:17
hey! how's aerial recon flav been?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:50:30
hey! how's aerial recon flav been?
hovering above us with his lofty goals and whatnot
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-06-10 12:51:31
Thinking about bringing back Random P&R soon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn that was fast girlboy.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-06-10 12:52:30
Aerial recon flavin was pissed because he went to the store and they didn't have what he wanted... luckily he got a back up... then he realized he got the zero calorie version of the drink he wanted which meant it tasted like garbage... the sticker on it guaranteed I'd swear it was made in heaven... the only thing i'd do involving swearing with this abmonation is swearing at the bottle and the person that made it in heaven!
other than that I'm just mosying along... re grouted and caulked in my bathroom this weekend... poured some vinnegar and baking soda down my drains for shits and giggles... and you know stuff... evil stuff probably... I go on auto pilot sometimes...
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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