Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
I need to make this my alarm:
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^^^Gets the magic of roosters!^^^
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^^^Gets the magic of roosters!^^^
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HA!
the neighbor's kid forgot to close the chicken coop, & a random dog ate that senile old rooster that I hate that crows all day & night. it also killed all the rest of their chickens, which isn't so great, but in this case I think the ends justify the means. I wish I knew which random stray dog it was, so that I could adopt it,& turn it loose on everyone.
hhhoooo hooo ho. nevermind!
the neighbor's kid forgot to close the chicken coop, & a random dog ate that senile old rooster that I hate that crows all day & night. it also killed all the rest of their chickens, which isn't so great, but in this case I think the ends justify the means. I wish I knew which random stray dog it was, so that I could adopt it,
hhhoooo hooo ho. nevermind!
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This.
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Sounds like you have great neighbors! And Batman The Punisher in a stray dog.
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Suddenly, I feel like drugs.
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Sounds like you have great neighbors! And Batman The Punisher in a stray dog.
that rooster has been senile for like 3 years, it was getting a little old.
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gdi now all I can think about is all the bad fat jokes I know, & trying to filter through them to find a good one.
>.<
>.<
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Sounds like you have great neighbors! And Batman The Punisher in a stray dog.
that rooster has been senile for like 3 years, it was getting a little old.
I forgot about your noisy neighbor. Admit it, it wasn't a stray dog. You have a deep freeze full of fowl now, don't you?
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Not weird, but good for the Friday before Memorial Day!
And some Zappa for the weird...
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And some Zappa for the weird...
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
I forgot about your noisy neighbor. Admit it, it wasn't a stray dog. You have a deep freeze full of fowl now, don't you?
O stop it.
I aim to do no harm, unless you're a spider, or a fly. I haven't been able to accept them yet.
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EDIT: ...also.
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CCR! Yep! This thread is starting to sound like Memorial Day!
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My six-year-old nephew hates that song thanks to me. He was jibber-jabbering while we were headed to our poor excuse for a zoo last year, and I kept interrupting him with, "And I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?"
I hope it's not a lifetime scar.
I hope it's not a lifetime scar.
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That accent combined with the slow and monotone! I think we've found our next Dahmer.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
gdi now all I can think about is all the bad fat jokes I know, & trying to filter through them to find a good one.
>.<
>.<
FASTER!!!!
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The *** did I just watch...
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Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
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give the poor guy his bike back, you big meanie.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Worse part of it is he caught me when I am trying to get ready for my security job so I was already half in uniform and was putting my badge on. x.x Felt awkward as hell.
Shiva.Onorgul said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Random man just came to my house trying to tell me the bike I've had since high school (5+years) is his. Keep in mind this is a bike that has sat in a shed for almost 2 years and is one of those Mongoose bikes that are usually bought for teenagers as far as I can tell.
Seriously?
Seriously?
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Well, if you had to take him to your back yard, into your shed to get a closer look he might have been scoping your shed for stuff to steal later.
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I thought about reporting kingnoobie's little tirade as "harassment of a friend"... but it would have been too hard to prove it was insulting to anyone...besides kn...and maybe his parents...but I can't imagine they post here.
I'm sure it makes sense to him when he is posting it.... but it's like a connect the dot picture of a duck that some kid makes into what he thinks is a sailboat and nobody else can see it and his mom goes....
oh.. yeah...that's...that's nice billy....be a good boy and run along....go play in traffic now...mmmhmmm...ok bye bye...
while they are making a salad for dinner...
I'm sure it makes sense to him when he is posting it.... but it's like a connect the dot picture of a duck that some kid makes into what he thinks is a sailboat and nobody else can see it and his mom goes....
oh.. yeah...that's...that's nice billy....be a good boy and run along....go play in traffic now...mmmhmmm...ok bye bye...
while they are making a salad for dinner...
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