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Bismarck.Misao said: » My objective may or may not have been complete with the disappearance of the Ni King, in which I may or may not have had a hand in. /shrug everyone has to have a hobby.... you can keep him in there as long as you want... as long as the checks keep clearing... <cash register ring> thankfully we negotiated the COLA increases before his unfortunate disappearance heh heh heh /evil~y cashes his evil paycheck
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Josiahkf said: » Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Josiahkf said: » A new level of confusing craziness achieved nik, I'm begging you not to explain yourself. That's enough silly for today thanks Hey look Nik! Poppycock Josiah'd that ***! Like I said, please don't explain nik and embarrassingly sad for you two if you're not good friends with him, meaning you bring up random people and insult them creepily. Is he being serious?
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Is he being serious? that may be how canadians pick fights in bars... /reads the handbook It says if we are in Montreal and I'm french, then it is expected I would surrender at once and then go eat some cheese...
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said: » Stop with the "Josiah poppycock"nerd! Josiah'd again....
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Josiah Poppycock said: » My name is Josiah Poppycock! we know, we know...geez give it a rest already... some of us aren't post skimmers donny.
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What the hell is going on? Now I must back read to possibly make sense of this. Maybe.
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Yomisha said: » What the hell is going on? Now I must back read to possibly make sense of this. Maybe.
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Looks like Monday Mosin couldn't clean up after Friday Mosin and it all rolled over on to Tuesday Mosin... That poor son of a ***...
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Also, Flavin, I was totally disappointed you did not react at all to my most awesome Penguin. It seems you've grown dull. :(
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Yomisha said: » He signed it with the blood of those that got in his way!
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Yomisha said: » Also, Flavin, I was totally disappointed you did not react at all to my most awesome Penguin. It seems you've grown dull. :( Your penguin was an insult to insults... Nothing compared to that 10 pound chocolate penguin a true enemy sent to my doorstep! Step your game up!
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*burp* so greek food is good.
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Recruiting others to do your dirty work?!?! What happened to the ruthless Yomi I used to know!?!
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Recruiting others to do your dirty work?!?! What happened to the ruthless Yomi I used to know!?!
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Yomisha said: » What the hell is going on? Now I must back read to possibly make sense of this. Maybe. It's a long story. And I don't know how much you have time for or care to read....but I will blather on like an old relative as if you are reading anyways.... It all started a long long time ago.... Josiah left for a while and when he came back he learned that the once glorious kingdom of NI had degraded into a ramshackle castle homeless shelter for oldsters... The God King Dameshi left the castle with his brave and gallant knights to conquer far off lands and we kinda slid in here and took up residence like filthy pigeons.... We were all given "jobs" to do while Meshi was gone but without supervision we have mostly just tried to kill xueye... For the last so many years it's mostly been Zahrah, Flavin, Mosin and I, gumming up the works and fowling the air of NI with our old people smells... menthol cigarettes, whiskey, cigars, chloroform... anywhoooo... One day... and almost every day since... Josiah Poppycock has popped in to call us rude, or creepy or weird or stalk zahrah or something. And then he complains about how we four ruined NI... then he was planning some sort of take over and then he implemented Misacat in his crimes and made a lot of bad noise for no apparent reason So for reasons that have never been made clear he skims over our posts until he finds something "offensive" and then he points it out as if everyone doesn't already know what an evil douchebag I am and he is revealing some sort of secret... And he is "Josiah" because 19 of his 37 personalities have Josiah in the name and he is "Donny" because he constantly interrupts like Donny from the movie "The Big Lewbowski" and is constantly out of his element, and he is a "cereal killer" because they misspell everything in canada (like colour) and he is a "bus crasher" because he crashes buses for a living and he is also a creeptastic stalker for following zahrah wherever she goes. So... His full title is Josiah Poppycock, the Donny, Creeptastic Stalker, Cereal Killing Canadian, Bus Crasher Extraordinaire, Royal Bootlick to her royal majesty, Queen Zahrah, Hoppy Queen of Narnia who has since abdicated her throne removing his title. So now we polish our shoes by kicking him in the *** until we get tired. So it is written, so shall it be done, amen. /closes the book of NI
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Uh oh... Yomi is experiencing the Josi personality split... We're all doomed!
Also, no excuse... just because you like with the Amish now...
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » Uh oh... Yomi is experiencing the Josi personality split... We're all doomed! Also, no excuse... just because you like with the Amish now... ...God damn those buggy riding wankers!
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Josiah Poppycock said: » I can't help but + that, too many jokes not to lol Well in your defense it isn't fair at all that I would bust poor old Urial's balls like that for no apparent reason and without any provocation at all... it's sets a dangerous precedent that nothing and no one is sacred in the once glorious kingdom of NI. But that's the whole point, I'm EVIL! And I will beat Urial like a rented mule and a red headed step child and a gong and a dead horse every chance I get until whoever is in charge wises up and gets rid of me! There is no sacred ground! There is nowhere you can hide so long as there is foul air in my lungs. No matter how long you are gone, no matter how long you go without posting, no matter how far away you try to run Donny, I will find you and I will taunt you!!! To escape persecution, remove power from all of your internet devices! The internet is MINE! <thunderclap> Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha /deep breath hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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