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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-19 15:28:20
Maybe I've learned a little too well how to be evil from you! ***, son, by my figures you have at least another 15 years of tutelage (sp?) to go through. I'm trying man! I'm trying!!!
Edit: Also, at this point its just me trying to mimick his evil he hasn't officially taken me on as his student... I will wear him down one day!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-19 15:51:08
Needs more Kristen Wiig!
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 09:39:45
Good morning and yeay Friday!
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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 09:43:00
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-20 09:45:16
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 09:46:18
What's all the ugh-ing about? Still working on an estimate from Hades?
Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 09:47:26
I think we need to give mos a day off or throw him a party or something... he's been having a rough time lately...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 10:01:52
Yes? Vee make party, no?
One day, I'm just going to communicate in GIFs...One day.
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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 10:03:02
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 10:12:04
Well, crap!
EDIT: Just dancing anyhow...
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-20 10:14:06
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 10:20:42
Just because I know how much Nik LOVES Billy Joel...
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Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 20130
By Shiva.Nikolce 2013-09-20 10:26:55
I used the "No thanks, I'm evil" line again at wendy's yesterday. They asked if I wanted to buy a coupon book at the speaker and I simply said NO... But then they asked again at the window holding up the little coupon book and saying it's for the children....
I modified this statement when I was out with my wife at Target to "I have an irrational bias against coupon books"... it would take a long time to explain... to try to lesson her embarrassment being seen with me.
Death to Coupons!
I have told countless stories before about one of the unintended consequences of the "Summer of Love", that nobody else ever talks about... free love gave the world a metric ***ton of unwanted children. The million flowers bloomed alright...I am one of them.
Perhaps because my adopted siblings and I were handed out for free during this period in our nation's history, Pops developed his notion that children were a low cost alternative to "looking weird" by not having any children.
And then they had two children of their own (which they didn't think was possible)and so he wound up with half a soccer team which put a heavy strain on his limited resources.
So he has these three *** he didn't really want in the first place and only picked up because his wife thought they would appear strange if they didn't have any children. On top of that he now had two more children.
I think given a magic wand he would just make all of the children disappear. But instead he spent the next twenty years in a funk complaining about the high cost of raising unappreciative children.
Enter the coupons. Right and so rather than have his wife go back to work like normal people under these circumstances, we did without.
What was begrudgingly trickled down to us were hand-me-downs or procured with coupons to the point that I don't think he ever purchased anything without them.
It was a lot like war rations, for instance, we got two pair of shoes a year (one pair dress shoes for church and catholic school and one pair sneakers) and if we wrecked them we had to buy new ones on our own or wait until the next year annual shoe sale.
And oh God how he complained every stinking year when shoe buying time came around. You have to hear everyday about how expensive the shoes were for at least a month....
Moms clipped coupons like those coupon clipping fiends on tv, before it was "cool". and if she didn't have a double coupon for something we didn't get it. I was twelve years old before I ever ate "sugar cereal" at a friends house at a sleepover. It was Frankenberry and Count Chocula and it was magical. We stayed up all night buzzing on sugar and watching horror movies and the big chuck and little john show.
I learned there were people who bought things without coupons. Just because they wanted them. Imagine the possibilities of all the thngs you could buy if you didn't have to have a coupon or wait for a sale.
You could actually have and wear pants without any holes in them!!!
But not Pops, if he didn't have a coupon for it, he didn't buy it.
Let's say it's a rare occasion we are going to go out for dinner or pick something up for dinner. Pops would go to his Entertainment book and make the restaurant selection based on the best deal he could find with a *** coupon There wasn't any "What kind of food are you in the mood for hunny" NO!!! it's what do we have a *** coupon for!
Just the sight of one of those coupon books is enough for me to fly into a rage. They are like little mocking monuments to the torment I grew up with as a kid. I HATE COUPONS!!! I HATE THEN!! *** YOU COUPONS DIAF!!!!
COUPONS!!! /starts breaking ***
COUPONS!!! /burns all the Entertainment books
COUPONS!!! /blasts the kid selling them door to door with a fire extinguisher
For me Coupons became a symbol of growing up poor and unwanted. I realize it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to people that weren't there. But I can't *** stand coupons and no matter how hard I try to fight it and live and coexist in a world with coupons... I think my wife hears my teeth clench when the cashier holds the little booklet up and thinks "oh boy, here we go again"
I *** HATE COUPONS. I hate coupon books and I hate coupon clipping and I hate shows about people who I Hate that use coupons and stockpile useless ***like four tons of laundry soap because they are so god damned cheap. I hate people that sell coupons and I hate people that use coupons and I hate people that try to give me coupons. If you can't afford to have children or adopt children then *** DON'T it's just that easy.
AND I also irrationally hate those little punch cards you buy ten sandwiches and get the eleventh one for free... it's a *** COUPON! I am not going to buy ten *** sandwiches just to get a free one!
I want, what I want, when I want it, I want to pay a fair price for it. But I want to pay full price for it. And it's hard for people to understand but god damn it, no *** coupons.
I just want to have the freedom to say "I'm hungry for ice cream let's go to this store right in front of us rather than drive across town to a store we don't really like because that's the store I have a coupon for"
O.K.!? is that ok with you!?
/still breathing heavily
oh god, my poor wife...
Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-20 10:36:35
it's ok nik. I have a coupon for that.
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-20 10:39:33
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-20 10:43:17
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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 10:44:37
Let this play out man... let's see how Nik chooses to end him...
Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 11:06:58
Man! I never noticed how many references lately have been posted with a CCR song!!! Has everyone in the past month been in a CCR mood?
Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 11:09:20
ccr?
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-20 11:10:09
Credence clearwater revival
foo.
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 11:11:27
Or Cross Canadian Ragweed, but yeah...A lot of Credence posts lately!
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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 11:11:51
You expect me to know these things! I think not... lol..
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-20 11:16:53
Crocodile containment reserves
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 11:17:02
I'm sure you've heard them...
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Caitsith.Zahrah
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-09-20 11:17:58
Contemplating Cookie Rations?
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Ragnarok.Hevans
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15273
By Ragnarok.Hevans 2013-09-20 11:18:06
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Siren.Flavin
Server: Siren
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4155
By Siren.Flavin 2013-09-20 11:22:11
Crocodile containment reserves Terrible... Contemplating Cookie Rations? eh...
/sigh
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2013-09-20 11:29:08
WE AMERICANS ARE CRAZY AS ***, jOSIAH
(sry caps was a mistake, estimating over here)
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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