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erotic cakes are only for bachelor parties man!
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
Josiahkf said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Get him one of those techni-colored, lucky rabbit foot keychains that they used to sell in those quarter machines! DO IT, Flav!
Get him an erotic cake!
Get him Hershey's chocolate syrup, but make sure to dump out all the milk in his fridge before you give it to him!
Get him some obscure action figure from the clearance isle!
Get him a can of used paint, but wrap it up beautifully in the biggest box you can find!
Get him an erotic cake!
Get him Hershey's chocolate syrup, but make sure to dump out all the milk in his fridge before you give it to him!
Get him some obscure action figure from the clearance isle!
Get him a can of used paint, but wrap it up beautifully in the biggest box you can find!
The laughs though!
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Well now we know what to get Zah at least...
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
lmao.
Z your enthusiasm is contagious...
I was totally gonna respond to flav too, & now I lost my train of thought.
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@.@ i have no clue what's going on.
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
@.@ i have no clue what's going on.
nor should you.
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Ok, spent too much time on new phone last night.. lol. All I know is I saw "Erotic cake" and "bachelor party" and I'm caught up.. morning all!
The phone browsing isn't too bad on this site. I also have this Swype thing that's SO COOL.
Damn me and lacking on technology. D:
The phone browsing isn't too bad on this site. I also have this Swype thing that's SO COOL.
Damn me and lacking on technology. D:
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Also, I remember one time my mom made a homemade penis cake for one of her gay friends.. I remember she dyed the icing so it looked like a peach color and had brown lines for the hairs.
Was pretty awesome, although it was funny because she avoided telling me what it was at the time. (I was probably around 6 or 7)
Was pretty awesome, although it was funny because she avoided telling me what it was at the time. (I was probably around 6 or 7)
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Valefor.Applebottoms said: »
although it was funny because she avoided telling me what it was at the time.
when my sister was 12-13 she was playing scrabble with my grandma. I wondered in to get water, I was in the other room playing civ1, & I hear my sister say "grandma is this a word?" my grandma, laughing, said "ask your brother." my sister yells from the talbe in the dinning rooom " Chris, is *** a word? " My grandmother and I were just laughing hysterically & she proceeded to ask repeatedly what it meant. like a couple of stoners watching cartoons, we ignored her & kept laughing. my uncle came into the room to get a beer, & my sister, horribly frustrated by now, asked my uncle what it meant. he never cracked a smile, he never batted an eye. sstriaght faced, he said., "it's a derogatory term for a vagina" & turned around and walked off. I nearly pissed myself with lols.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I want one so I can wear it around the house and assure myself that I'm special when I'm alone.
Is that wrong?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
wow.
wow.
I'm not really a regular to the forums anymore (and more-so RQT than ni). Is this normal around here or did i just pick a good time to show up?
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Valefor.Applebottoms said: »
Is that wrong?
*** if Iknow, but it made this guy laugh.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Valefor.Applebottoms said: »
although it was funny because she avoided telling me what it was at the time.
when my sister was 12-13 she was playing scrabble with my grandma. I wondered in to get water, I was in the other room playing civ1, & I hear my sister say "grandma is this a word?" my grandma, laughing, said "ask your brother." my sister yells from the talbe in the dinning rooom " Chris, is *** a word? " My grandmother and I were just laughing hysterically & she proceeded to ask repeatedly what it meant. like a couple of stoners watching cartoons, we ignored her & kept laughing. my uncle came into the room to get a beer, & my sister, horribly frustrated by now, asked my uncle what it meant. he never cracked a smile, he never batted an eye. sstriaght faced, he said., "it's a derogatory term for a vagina" & turned around and walked off. I nearly pissed myself with lols.
That is hysterical! Grandma Snickers versus Uncle Kill-Joy!
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The sad part is now I have a roommate, so I'd have to do it when he's not here as well.
So.. very little time to enjoy it. But would still be worth it.
So.. very little time to enjoy it. But would still be worth it.
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Ragnarok.Ashman said: »
Is this normal around here or did i just pick a good time to show up?
we are great, you should spend more time with us.
& yeah she gets super excited a lot, though very rarely about phallic objects.
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Ragnarok.Ashman said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
wow.
wow.
I'm not really a regular to the forums anymore (and more-so RQT than ni). Is this normal around here or did i just pick a good time to show up?
Some days the inspiration for goofiness just comes naturally here. Join in, Ash!
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Ragnarok.Ashman said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
AHHHHHH!!!!! Get him a penis shot-block mold for bachelorette parties!!!!!
wow.
wow.
I'm not really a regular to the forums anymore (and more-so RQT than ni). Is this normal around here or did i just pick a good time to show up?
Some days the inspiration for goofiness just comes naturally here. Join in, Ash!
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...it forgot the quote again. ; ;
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Also, I remember when my mom had to use my brother's minivan to go up to the store. It was winter out, so the windows were fogged up.
All there were on the windows were drawings on penises drawn by his friends.
She said never again she would drive that van. And she never did.
All there were on the windows were drawings on penises drawn by his friends.
She said never again she would drive that van. And she never did.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
she gets super excited a lot, though very rarely about phallic objects.
Definition of a lesbian?
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