Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Pfft, we handled those dogs like a champ anyway.
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The dogs didn't kill my friend and I, but those like glowing super zombies did us in.
Ramuh.Citag said:
Asura.Luelle said:
Ramuh.Citag Ummmmm what?
>___>;
Asura.Dameshi said:
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Pfft, we handled those dogs like a champ anyway.
I'm so bad at Zombies it's ridiculous, lol.
You people are gullible.
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Would you ever try this?
Heart-attack meat roll =D
but...wow thats big garlic.
Cerberus.Dameshi said:
You people are gullible.
Ramuh.Sukie said:
Cerberus.Dameshi said:
You people are gullible.
Asura.Ludoggy said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
Would you ever try this?
Heart-attack meat roll =D
but...wow thats big garlic.
I'm awesome.
Bawww I don't have my Ifrit.Haseyo to join the cool kids ; ;
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Bawww I don't have my Ifrit.Haseyo to join the cool kids ; ;
Ramuh.Haseyo said:
Bawww I don't have my Ifrit.Haseyo to join the cool kids ; ;
How to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
1- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see If they slow down.
2- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7- Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy."
8- Don t use any punctuation
9- Say random things in the middle of sentences.
10- As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
11- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
12- Specify that your drive-through order is "Dine in."
13- Sing along at the opera.
14- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15- Put mosquito netting around your work area, and play tropical sounds all day.
16- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
17- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
18- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
19- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
20- Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
21- And, the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......Tell everyone that you read about this from the acoustic version of Bach.
1- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see If they slow down.
2- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7- Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy."
8- Don t use any punctuation
9- Say random things in the middle of sentences.
10- As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
11- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
12- Specify that your drive-through order is "Dine in."
13- Sing along at the opera.
14- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15- Put mosquito netting around your work area, and play tropical sounds all day.
16- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
17- Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
18- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
19- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
20- Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
21- And, the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......Tell everyone that you read about this from the acoustic version of Bach.
LMFAO
5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
You guys are so mean.
Nice one, Kaly.
Almost got me lol
Almost got me lol
I'm anon!
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Nice one, Kaly.
Almost got me lol
Almost got me lol
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Nice one, Kaly.
Almost got me lol
Almost got me lol
Be sure to remove that, though. If there's one thing we cannot do, it's use someone else's RL picture without their consent as an avatar. I got in twubble for doing it before.
Replace it with the Quistis pic :D
Quetzalcoatl.Xueye said:
Replace it with the Quistis pic :D
Ramuh.Rowland said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:
2- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Finally found it!
http://www.cracked.com/article_15725_the-10-steps-to-porn-addiction-where-are-you.html
My favorite part:
6 & 7 are the greatest.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15725_the-10-steps-to-porn-addiction-where-are-you.html
My favorite part:
Quote:
The Ten Steps to Porn Addiction: Where are you?
1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn;
2. You often look at porn rather than other things that are not porn;
3. You call in sick to work so you can look at porn;
4. You look at porn while at work;
5. You apply for and take a job where looking at porn is a requirement;
6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;
7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;
8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;
9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;
10. You have paid for internet porn.
1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn;
2. You often look at porn rather than other things that are not porn;
3. You call in sick to work so you can look at porn;
4. You look at porn while at work;
5. You apply for and take a job where looking at porn is a requirement;
6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;
7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;
8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;
9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;
10. You have paid for internet porn.
6 & 7 are the greatest.
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