What Kind Of Guy/girl Do U Like?

I don't care if a girl has my same taste or not, as long as her opinion over my hobbies/lifestyle doesn't turn into an attempt to change me over time or mommy me (a lot of women strive to mommy their BF's too hard).
I wouldn't make bad remarks over someone's personal choices unless they were obviously hurting himself (drugs etc) if not to joke about it, but that'd be it, a joke.

Also, I can't stand attention *** that need to be kept at the center of your and everyone else's universe 24/7. I'm tired of texting so if I don't feel like sending you 1 sms on a day, deal with it. I like to have some time to spend on my own (I'm a bit of a lone wolf at times) so I guess I wouldn't mind someone with that same need or adaptivity.

Looks are important, but not strict. Big/small breasts/butt, Tall, short, black/white/yellow w/e the skin color don't really matter, as long as the silouette isn't too messed up by either of them.

Must like jokes, be active and curious. The interests don't have to be the same. It could actually make the whole thing more interesting so why not

You don't do bestiality? :( That's the fun part!

I'm extremely boring I know. Catgirls are like women with extra features and totally not furry so it's cool.

I wonder if this thread will pass from chatterbox to undead. If it ever gets necroed whoever does needs to crack a dirty joke about necroing it :P

I basically shut down a girl at work and now she is stalking me when I got on break & lunch its sooooooooooooooooooooo funny

The entire office knows I have a GF dunno why she tried to ask me out >.>

crazy peoplez

Inb4 ppl with necrophiliac passion commenting on what kind of guy/girl body they like?

I also am a fan of women with tattoos depending on what they have. I have two so far, this 1:And this 1:

BORRRRING. You can transform if you want though! :O


The best parking spots are always taken. She thinks she has a tow truck!

Well you see I like a body thats... No I just can't bring myself to even joke on that, it's just that much of Hell no kind of thing XD

What I will ask though which I thought about while reading a book... If you screw a vampire (a real one not a twilight vampire, though guess this could still apply) does that make you a necro?

Hmmmm, idk, but vampire chicks are usually pretty damn sexy.. >_> lol

I'm useing this saying from now on whenever someone is going after someone who is already taken XD

I apparently blocked Ina/Wolfshadow at some point. I think I accidentally hit it on my iPhone since that thing is unwieldy. Used to -1 people all the time trying to +1.



ANNNYWAY. Yes, screwing a vampire makes you a necro, BUT A LUCKY ONE!

Perfect timing! I met Jordan's boyfriend tonight!

Edited this out because i havnt sleped for long time and read it wrong.


I guess that meens you missed me compairing seminal fluid to chocolate some 50 pages back then...

I monitor the obituaries to see if any young girls died recently and then I follow their procession, wait 'till night and strike while the dirt is still fresh.

I then perform a summoning ritual which re-animated the dead body, and then it's game on.

Apparently. :<

So annoying, I wish the iPhone didn't do that when I was scrolling down or whenever it did it.

what, compare seminal fluid to chocolate

my droid compares it more to weak vinegar, idk

what does volkom look for in a girl?

proximity

Chocolate's flavor can change depending on the soil the cocoa beans are grown in... just like the other things flavor can change based off diet.

lol

High Fructose Corn Syrup.
/trollface

Chocolate (hell, anything that doesn't taste bad) tastes better the less you eat it. Though, eating chocolate makes normal stuff taste bad.

Nah.... I'm on the lolSlimfast diet (mostly out of laziness) and almost everything is chocolate flavored (the strawberry/vanilla stuff is *** nasty) and I'm absolutely sick of chocolate. :|

Everything that isn't chocolate tastes amazing. >_>;

Does slimfast work? My step-brother's fiance is doing it and I don't see a difference... >.>

Strawberry ftw

Strawberries?

or

Chocolate covered strawberries?

she's like 7 pounds

something is working right for her

Eh... not really, or at least not as much as I hoped. It's just kinda convenient to have the shakes over having to make real meals though. When I go to class all I have to do is pull a shake out of the fridge and drink it while I go to class, instabreakfast.

I wet mine in water, so it sticks and roll them in sugar. fk chocolate

Yeah, was like 7lbs but mehhh, seems to have leveled off after the first week. I don't actually have a scale anymore, so I can't tell if it's helping. I have stretch marks if that counts for anything. @@;

That sounds *** awesome. o_o;