Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Yea, but you get to meet all sorts of new people. And I'd totally help out with anything.

I'm not wooable!

You say that now, but when the 21st rolls around and the tech apocalypse comes around... who are you going to come to to deactivate it?


BEST BE PREPARED!q

She is not a trans >_> that would have become apparent when she was in the water!

I'm sorry, Catnipthief... I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

<insert video from Scary Movie 2 here>

"does it look like a vagina?"

I think I need to renew my out of water life saving license soon... that or my food handlers, one is 5 years the other is 3 I think.

I don't think you would be able to tell if she was post op.

That's ok!

So that Jehova's Witness lady came back... I happened to be sleeping when she got here so I said screw it and rolled back over after she knocked... and then banged on the door for a few minutes. I got up again 30 minutes later and she was still sitting in the driveway.

45 minutes altogether before she finally left, and she still stuck a note in the door saying she would "try back later" which I don't know if that means today or some other day. ; ;

She totally wants you

She wants to spray you with her holy water.

If you get my drift.

I don't want my soul to be saved though. I have worked hard to have myself set up for a high-level management position once I go to Hell, and I am not about to let some door-to-door savior service ruin that!

I want to point out that I find her name to be hilarious considering what she is doing, which is Darwin.

With a name like that she her life was only going in one direction.

I'm working towards having my own circle of hell when I die.

The devil wears a subligar.

I bit my lower lip ;;

I'm going to heaven, unless I do something bad like kill an ex's husband in cold blood or something. I hope he threatens my life so I can defend myself. :)

Sagi! Save her! Mouth to mouth!

And I'll castrate him with a machete.

*sticks a plaster across Seha' mouth*

She's not unconcious, no need for that,

Screw heaven, too many rules, I'll work on the sabbath if I want damn it!

She would destroy him.

backread the earlier niece nephew stuff. My older sisters water broke today 0__0; I kinda like it though, get to play with them then be like your child is crying here you go. Or that awesome feeling coming home from school and my niece is waving, reaching and crying for me to hold her, then she gets grumpy and i pass her back lol

yall into some crazy ***

Finally got an email back from my "mother-in-law".

For those who don't know...
She tells me that she has cancer and that my "wife" has been "distracted" because of it and that she is once again on deployment and thusly can not be contacted about the divorce paperwork.

The thing is, I was an IT on an aircraft carrier. I know for a fact that air crew get email accounts set up the day they show up, hell sometimes in advance if their yeoman is on their ***. So saying she can not be contacted while deployed is a load of ***.

On top of that, how is being "distracted" a valid excuse for not getting *** divorce paperwork taken care of. I would think a pending divorce should be pretty high on a persons to-do list. If it weren't for the fact that I am all the way in NY and the marriage was in CA, I would be in that courthouse everyday making sure that ***was filed.

I don't know what else I can do about it, besides getting a lawyer which I don't even know if a lawyer in NY could do anything about this.

TL;DR - HEY KIDS, DONT GET MARRIED

edit - Get married if you want to, but make sure you do it for the right reasons and don't be stupid about it.

She couldn't castrate me anyway, pretty sure she ripped of my nads and put them in a bin somewhere in Italy last time my hands got busy lol.

Going for a new personal record of 3000 jumprope skips!

I'd lose count part way though, rage some and mess up... Good luck :D