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 Asura.Bluespoons
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 08:58:44
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Yes and it was god damn awful lol. I should have been in labor a week ago based on everything so far but he's a stubborn kid.
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By Asura.Ina 2013-05-28 08:59:38
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
C section scheduled for next Tuesday at 11:30. Provided he doesn't headbutt his way out before then, anyway. I'm not allowed to go into active labor or we'd be workin on it lol
Best of luck then! Just remember not to try and shelter him or he will grow up to be like me.

Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I heard sex can induce.. You need to have sex.. FOR SCIENCE!
Spoons still has that ice cube thing that needs Sciencing.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:01:16
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C section scheduled for next Tuesday at 11:30. Provided he doesn't headbutt his way out before then, anyway. I'm not allowed to go into active labor or we'd be workin on it lol
Best of luck then! Just remember not to try and shelter him or he will grow up to be like me.

Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I heard sex can induce.. You need to have sex.. FOR SCIENCE!
Spoons still has that ice cube thing that needs Sciencing.

Yeah I'm gonna work on not making him too much like me lol

Spath will man up for science one day!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-05-28 09:01:19
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Asura.Ina said: »
Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I heard sex can induce.. You need to have sex.. FOR SCIENCE!
Spoons still has that ice cube thing that needs Sciencing.
....

*pulls blanket over head*
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By Ragnarok.Raenil 2013-05-28 09:01:56
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
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Have you lost your mucus plug yet? *scares the men away*
HAHAHAHA

No.

*noms sandwich*
I could go for a sandwich....

And yeah, doesn't bother me at all.
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-28 09:02:34
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I have clearly underestimated the men here.

Totally have the urge to find the birthing video they showed us in school. >.> it was like a 70's porno. FULL bush, music.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:02:53
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Google bloody show. That'll stop ya.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-05-28 09:04:41
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Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I have clearly underestimated the men here.

Totally have the urge to find the birthing video they showed us in school. >.> it was like a 70's porno. FULL bush, music.
Think I've seen it. Didn't phase me.

Did get a good chuckle out of everyone else in the classroom nearly puking though. XP
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-28 09:05:14
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ours had tearing in it :| made me realize I'm going to adopt >.>
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By Bahamut.Savannahlynn 2013-05-28 09:05:42
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Blue is going to have all the fun soon!

My guy is going to be 9 this summer....crap. lol
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By Ragnarok.Raenil 2013-05-28 09:05:56
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Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I have clearly underestimated the men here.

Totally have the urge to find the birthing video they showed us in school. >.> it was like a 70's porno. FULL bush, music.
Good times. :|

The stretching made me cringe and I don't even HAVE those parts. Then my teacher mentioned that ripping can (and did in her case) happen.

Respect for Women +750987385791075809167589617536197836517389781561763957816378
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-05-28 09:06:30
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Suddenly I don't want this yoghurt anymore...
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:06:33
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Jelly of you men, then cuz this ***grosses me out. "Oh pregnancy is the best thing ever! It's so beautiful!"

Yeah it's pretty cool, but it's disgusting! If you can leak something from somewhere, it's gonna happen.
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By Bahamut.Savannahlynn 2013-05-28 09:07:06
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Tearing pain isn't even noticeable given the situation lol
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-05-28 09:08:48
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I am developing a sudden desire to go clubbing. Haven't done it in..a couple years actually, it's not really my favourite kind of music..and more importantly people..but I wanna dance dance dance! ♪
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:09:24
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Bahamut.Savannahlynn said: »
Tearing pain isn't even noticeable given the situation lol

Heard it itches something fierce though. I think there's like 4 levels of tears, 4 being like 1/2 an inch deep ffs.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-05-28 09:10:06
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Jelly of you men, then cuz this ***grosses me out. "Oh pregnancy is the best thing ever! It's so beautiful!"

Yeah it's pretty cool, but it's disgusting! If you can leak something from somewhere, it's gonna happen.
Yep... I'll admit that moment was the one I knew that I was glad I was male. XP

Ramuh.Sagittario said: »
Suddenly I don't want this yoghurt anymore...
*steals yoghurt*

Mine then.
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By Quiznor 2013-05-28 09:10:43
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Still say getting kicked in the nuts hurts more
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By Asura.Abysswalker 2013-05-28 09:11:11
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Can't wait.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:11:51
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You've not seen any of those videos with men hooked up to contraction simulation machines then, Quiz.

And getting kicked in the vag is *** awful, too.
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By Asura.Ina 2013-05-28 09:11:54
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Abysswalker said: »
I have clearly underestimated the men here.

Totally have the urge to find the birthing video they showed us in school. >.> it was like a 70's porno. FULL bush, music.
Think I've seen it. Didn't phase me.

Did get a good chuckle out of everyone else in the classroom nearly puking though. XP
They showed us one in parenting class but it was only on that briefly... My biggest laugh from that class came when we had to lable all the female parts (inside and out) and I was the only one who knew what they all were. I was also the only one in the room with out those parts, someone thought the fallopian tubes were the uterus.

Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Spath will man up for science one day!
I'm assuming Ovr has refused?
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By Bahamut.Savannahlynn 2013-05-28 09:12:12
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
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Tearing pain isn't even noticeable given the situation lol

Heard it itches something fierce though. I think there's like 4 levels of tears, 4 being like 1/2 an inch deep ffs.

Mine wasn't that bad I guess :P
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By Cerberus.Valmur 2013-05-28 09:12:38
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Morning.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-05-28 09:13:47
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I was also the only one in the room with out those parts, someone thought the fallopian tubes were the uterus
Friend of mine during biology class started laughing histerically at the word "fallopian tubes". Was a girl. Teacher wasn't pleased.
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By Ragnarok.Raenil 2013-05-28 09:14:51
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Bahamut.Savannahlynn said: »
Tearing pain isn't even noticeable given the situation lol
Teacher said she wasn't able to sit for weeks. She tore the strip of skin between the vagina and anus.

I just cringed typing that.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:15:07
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Asura.Ina said: »
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Spath will man up for science one day!
I'm assuming Ovr has refused?

I haven't bothered to ask as I know already that touching within an inch of the back door will result in a black eye lol
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-05-28 09:16:13
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I was also the only one in the room with out those parts, someone thought the fallopian tubes were the uterus
Friend of mine during biology class started laughing histerically at the word "fallopian tubes". Was a girl. Teacher wasn't pleased.

Hell I'm 26 and have a hard time not giggling when the doctor talks about sex and vaginas lol
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-05-28 09:17:42
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
I haven't bothered to ask as I know already that touching within an inch of the back door will result in a black eye lol
What a pussy! Guys can be so prude!
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By Bahamut.Savannahlynn 2013-05-28 09:17:48
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Ragnarok.Raenil said: »
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Tearing pain isn't even noticeable given the situation lol
Teacher said she wasn't able to sit for weeks. She tore the strip of skin between the vagina and anus.

I just cringed typing that.

rofl I suppose that would hurt, especially afterwards.

I miss my little man though...
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By Kittykite 2013-05-28 09:18:29
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There's gotta be more good stripper names. NameThatCan'tBeSaid? Kitty? Cookie? D:
So Liela thinks I'm a stripper :/ ...

annnd....
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