Chiggity /check Yo' Self

Rubba dub dub thanks for the Pup.

Holy hell, what is this? After I leave for a while
This thread gets a necro now you're rhyming sans style.
Okay, what the crap? I'm down for another.
Reddy's checkin' back in between *** your mother.

Yeah, Square left me disappointed this past update.
But like Biz Markee's goofy teeth, I gotta stay straight.
You say Red Mage's time in the sun is done?
We're just takin' a break, let Whitey have his fun.

Warrior, oh warrior. You ain't been pertinent in eons.
Been overshadowed by Sams; you're their little peon.
That's the best you got? Your shitty *** provoke?
DNC's got that too. Sub-job or go broke.

Without those weaknesses, you'd still be picked last.
I can use a sword, too. Which is backed by fast cast.
Pally, your damage is slow.
Even at this level, Warriors still blow.

Darky, you're next. Don't think I'll forgetcha.
Like Sarah Palin, is the pain coming? "You betcha."
Aspir II? That's a laugh. You don't even use MP.
And yet, if you need it, you come whining to me.
"Refresh me, ***."
"Why, you got an itch?
Go use your 'awesome' spells on a mob with no magic.
Oh quit crying. It ain't all that tragic."

Now wasn't there a thread here a month or so ago
With all the Darks cutting their wrists and going emo?
"Oh no! We've been shafted! I just wanna die!
Instead we'll sit here and collectively cry!"

Walk on home, boy.
You're done. Go bust out your old Game Boy.
Pikachu won't laugh at you
Because you think you can do damage with your cute little toys.

I was waiting for you to come up,
sorry to hear you got kick to the left nut.

I see female white mages showing their titty,
when they heard there's no use for red mage ever since the level cap eighty.

Your red mage skills lack the kicks,
found some bros with more mad skills in the "special olympics".

Square Enix got no clue,
slap together some crap and glue,
I figured that's how they made you.

My armor blings and got its sway,
your bright red armor ain't no attractive Forté.

English is not my main theme, so you got it son?
i be calling you an "African Booty Scratcher"
that's my native tongue.

Now it's time for me to leave,
please gather together so i can use my Fell cleave.

Now it's time to put my war aside,
i actually got a dancer of mine.

I am the real dancer of all here,
step back rewind,
did i made myself clear?

You say you use the sabre dance,
team member's be bitchin....
can i get a cure any chance?

Rock those daggers that is mediocre and lame,
i got something for you
it's called occasionally attack two to four in-game.

All i want is some double march and haste,
come on son,
you won't beat me in this drag race.

Laugh at me cause i wear a flower,
look who's broke i'm making them dollars.

Now it's time for me to dig,
try and catch me...
OOops!! i just used my chocobo jig.

Ima bring this job up with world wide haters,
guess who it is?
it's that pernicious ranger.

Back in Ooh-ThRee they had a faction,
it was bringing down gods,
in close combat action.

They like to get loot from the ground floor,
spamming your inventory
till you have no more.

While everyone's camping and getting a sun tan,
rangers be under the shade,
with their wide scan.

Now turn the volume up so you can hear that loud chime,
better get ready cause ima shadowbind.

Are you fooling around or not? with that dancin and jammin?,
oh well.... here comes my eagle eye shot comming out of this big ole cannon.


You know we don't play and we pack lots of gunpowder,
making more noise than your highest tier thunder.

Like Call of Duty "Black Ops" which is set in the Cold War era,
In FFXI,rangers is set to dominate and stay forever.

You had your time in your "Hay Days".
ima bring back World War II,
and make you say MAY DAY!! MAY DAY!!!.

Ok rangers be talking that smack too much,
come back about 45 minutes....
it's time for lunch!!

You've made the last 3 posts in the past 2 days. Just..no

You forgot to end your sentence with a (w) and a punctuation,
but thanks anyways for that great motivation.

Just show me one TITTAYYYYYY

sryihadto<3

Zomg!! i can't stop laughing!!
you got meeeeh..
/bow
/goodbye
/say <<Thank You>>
.
..
/laugh
/slap <me>
/logout

Man you are battlin' yourself and that ***is really quite whack,
but don't worry jabroni I'll put this train back on track.

Pyro you make this too easy acting like a tough Power Ranger
Your *** needs to listen to Alpha "Ai ai ai danger danger!"
I'm about to spit another phat verse on your head,
then I'll send the black and blue ranger back to Lord Zed.

You think you'll shadowshoot me and kick back and unwind?
Guess again little ranger becuase I rock Resist Bind.
Use Eagle Eye Shot you'll soon see your worst fears,
1 of Lillica's shadows absorbs the damage and disappears!

You came talking some noise but now I know you just trippin'
I'm Level Sync'd to Snoop Dizzle, Pear Au Lait we be sippin'.
Wait Where you going man, what's the hurry?
Did I insult you so bad you want to Mijin Gakure?

Now go buy you some arrows to support your bad habits
And I'll give you a call if I need help with Wild Rabbits
All I got to throw is a War Hoop but I'll tell you that's fine
Cuz I got my minds on my gil and my gils on my mind.

Now there's just one more thing to say before I wrap this up quick
You need to quit with the rapping and get back to suckin my-
Kanye West: "Yo Lillica I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Anye posted one of the best videos in the rapping thread of all time, OF ALL TIME!"

I guess you left something out,
and don't have nothing to show about.

You should really step down my flower Lilli,
your rap sounds like "Girl you know its true" by "Milli Vanilii"

Didn't really want to mess with you since you are the OP,
now i'll make you eat dirt and be a nobody.

You wish you was in my Play Boy mansion,
with two hot females, a double-sided *** in full blown action.

War dancer and ranger is all the jobs i need,
stop freaking out son,relax don't hold your pee.

Well all i know is dancer is all you got,
Me talking smack about it is like putting a finger up my butt.

enough of this waisting my time,
ima log in to playonline.

heres my daily medication.
enjoy!!!

Lilli don't give up on this rap battle session,
come on i was joking and your my inspiration.

Your as tough as nails and should be the last one done,
Dust them shoulders off and get the game on.

I'm just here to pay my dues,
waiting for the next expisode,
To be continued.....

erm i uhh.. ***

wait wait

ima war, on aahhh ummm OH!
ima war, on tour ripping through ur front door, tearin up the floor- straight to the core i bore under ur skin to the within makin ur intestinal track my din din, you couldn't get a clue if you were rin-tin-tin? xD!!!

i suck ;,;

Wolfshadow we can see down your shirt. 13 year old titaaay no thank you.

Pyro I'm tired of this, handing out all these *** kicks
Beating you is like rapping at the special olympics
You're a WAR you're a bore and you making me snore,
I got rhymes galore I should open a store, now head to the door.

I rhyme with the quickness the ultimate slickness
While you're tapped for mana and got summoning sickness
You still think you can keep up if just keep trying to rap hard
But guess what buddy you aint my friend and you just activated my trap card

Darwin had a little theory that we all evolved you might say
But you seem stuck at Homo Erectus, that's latin for "you is gay"
I hear you thinking up raps grunting like you HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE
you need to go check you pants your raps stink like you sharted

Don't listen to him Wolfchick, he's clearly not a man,
Now come over here cuz I got some candy in this van.

Glad you came out now ima gonna get started,
oooh this rap game is gonna get HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.

Your rap beats is so mundane,
it's like final fantasy fourteen,
with that "copy paste terrain".

I got a whole bag of tricks,
like that rabbit on T.V. with his cereal mix.

You like to overuse the word "whack",
with all those "ducks",
did it make you go "quack quack".

Still wondering where i got my beat?
I lied!!
it's not from sesame street,
it's a god gifting treat.

So who's now the tickle-me-elmo?,
i don't tickle i do elbows.

Your head hurts with too much thinking,
got you "target locked on",
now your battleships sinking.

I got a whole lot more things to come,
before my time is done.

I'm tired of all this waiting,
are you watching gay porn and masturbating?

Did you dig yourself 6 feet deep with shovel?
rapping in the Special Olympics is not even on my level.

I'm ahead of your rap game about "2 miles",
leave the kids alone pervert!!!
and stop being a petifile.

Your store? *laughs out loud*,
i got world wide stores with bigger crowds.

Who's said we are friends?
i just pitty you with that *** whooping back then!

"Homo Erectus" in english is an ancestor hume,
I guess your not one of them but could've been only if you had
"just one more tittay".

You need to go back to the roots,
not even as heavy with wet clothes and steel toe boots.

Next time you busta ryhme,
make shure you dont pick one of mines...

Dude seriously shut the *** up, you suck.

THIS THREAD USED TO BE COOL

Dude are you taking this all serious?
a true rapper don't QQ'ing over things like this.

Anyways... "I dont' know how to answer that question?"
but damn this one hella good "smoke session".

*edit im done for realz......



**edit had to put a one more video but now im really for real done now.

*** edit feed me more negativity, i'm dying for more energy. *muah haha ha hah*......

*yawn*
It's time for me to go to bed,
sewing my new prized badge with "Lilli's Thread".

Trying to avoid trouble and stayed pretty humble,
but picking a fight with me is like starting a royal rumble.

I hope no feelings was hurt in the making,
but what am i supposed to do with all this bread that i've had been baking?

I'm an idiot and i haved sinned....
please forgive me and let's get together while you drink some juice and i drink some jin.

ninja is a tool, dancer is a wannabe,
all these fools wish they could damage like me.
rocking a 6 hit, smack you with a drakesbane,
when i whip out that spear, you'll feel the pain.
with my wyvern in the air, all my partymates just stare,
as i get them ruby lights, with them 2 second fights,
look at you, then look at me,
check my jump, gainin TP.
weapon skills flying like mad, all yo sambas and wheels make you look bad!
i dont need some shadows like some chump,
all i need is my super jump!

look at this monk, his rhymes are cool,
but his job is simply a tool.
kids bandwagon them like fools.
procing blunts? youre just a slave! tanking bosses? what a knave!
look at him, just another bandwagon, wishin' he had the power of a dragon.

drg 4 lyfe ***.

one fish
two fish
red fish
blue fish

[Totally worth it]

is necro bumping a fad now?

yes

Can we get this thread up and running again, please? It was full of so much win until Pyro came :/

Pshhh Another Samurai?
I'll out DD you like I did the other night.

Give me a Jump here, and another Jump there
I'll tear some ***up like a Samurai wouldn't dare

You got a Shoha? So does your mama
My Gungnir will bring the pain and put you into a coma

Sick damage? Skillchains? My Wyvern could Magic Burst better than you
The only way a Samurai is good is when I'm using it for a sub
***... I don't even need Sekkinoki to prove

I'll laugh as you pull hate and Die..
I'll just Super Jump and heal myself while you sit there dead and cry
Never forget that DRG is where it's at
So don't assume your the best dd so sit back and Watch the pro's
You just watch as we Geirskogul all these hoe's

DRG for life!

Oh ***what is this another punk in my hood?
I stop posting in this thread so you think its all good?
Well sit down little DRG, this game isn't hopscotch
I'm bout to stagger mother *** like this is voidwatch.

See there is something you seem to forget, or maybe you never learned
I learned my rap skills on the streets, yours were abyssea-burned.
You came here to post a little poem, that's really cute Slyt
But while you were posting here I was busy lickin on your mama's cl-

It occurs to me that it might sound like I just want to berate
But yall lost your rap accuracy like someone landed Exenterat-
Or maybe you never had the skill to hit me from the start
I made these last two lines just so I could say fart.