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By Shiva.Haldarn 2024-03-22 07:27:50
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Hi Gemini. Could you write a compelling argument as to why people should play specifically Final Fantasy XI over any other video game.

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Dive Deep into Vana'diel: Why Final Fantasy XI Stands Alone
Forget fleeting experiences. Final Fantasy XI offers a world unlike any other, a world that becomes a second home. Here's why you should embark on this unique adventure:

A Living, Breathing World: Unlike theme park MMOs, XI's world thrives with its own ecosystem. Hidden monsters roam, secrets lurk, and exploration is paramount. You won't just follow quest markers; you'll become an archaeologist of Vana'diel, piecing together its rich lore.

Challenge and Camaraderie: Combat is a strategic dance, demanding mastery of your character and teamwork. XI isn't about rushing to max level; it's about forging bonds with others who rely on your skills. The victories you achieve together become unforgettable.

A Journey of Discovery: Forget hand-holding tutorials. XI unveils its secrets gradually, rewarding dedication. You'll pore over in-game books, decipher cryptic clues from NPCs, and unearth hidden mechanics alongside your companions. The feeling of accomplishment is unmatched.

A Legacy Unfolding: With nearly 20 years of updates, XI boasts a staggering amount of content. From epic storylines to obscure side quests, there's always something new to discover. It's a constantly evolving world, shaped by the actions of players like you.

More Than Just a Game: XI fosters a unique sense of community. You'll build friendships that transcend the digital realm, sharing triumphs and strategies. It's a testament to the power of MMOs to connect people across the globe.

Final Fantasy XI isn't for the faint of heart. It's a commitment, a journey that unfolds at its own pace. But for those seeking a deep, rewarding experience, Vana'diel awaits. It's more than a game; it's a world waiting to be explored, a community waiting to welcome you, and a challenge waiting to be conquered.

And... er Cortana?
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Let me regale you with the myriad reasons why Final Fantasy XI is the pinnacle of gaming excellence:

User-Friendly Interface: Who needs intuitive menus and straightforward controls? Final Fantasy XI’s interface is like a labyrinth designed by a caffeinated squirrel. Want to change your equipment mid-battle? Sure, just navigate through seventeen nested menus while dodging goblins. It’s an adventure within an adventure!

Community Bonding: Forget those other games where you can easily find friends or join guilds. In FFXI, you’ll forge lifelong connections by shouting “LFG” (Looking for Group) in the bustling metropolis of Jeuno. The camaraderie of waiting for hours, only to be invited to a party with a mime and a sentient cabbage, is unparalleled.

Travel Like It’s 1999: Fast travel? Nah, that’s for amateurs. In FFXI, you’ll traverse the vast world on foot, accompanied by the soothing sound of your character’s labored breathing. And don’t forget the joy of riding chocobos at the speed of a sloth with a hangover.

Leveling Up: Why rush to max level when you can savor the exquisite grind? FFXI’s leveling curve is like climbing Mount Everest with a spoon. Each level-up feels like a personal achievement, especially when you’ve slain your ten-thousandth rabbit.

Death Penalty: Oh, you died? Say goodbye to experience points! FFXI’s death penalty is a gentle reminder that life is fleeting, and so are your virtual accomplishments. But fear not, you can always spend hours camping notorious monsters for that sweet, sweet gear.

Crafting: Crafting in FFXI is an art form. First, gather rare materials from the depths of dungeons. Next, perform an intricate dance involving moon phases, astrological signs, and a dash of RNG. Finally, fail spectacularly and end up with a rusty spoon instead of that legendary sword.

Epic Boss Battles: Ever dreamed of fighting a colossal dragon? Well, in FFXI, you’ll face off against a pixelated blob named “Fluffy the Enraged Pudding.” His devastating attacks include “Gelatinous Hug” and “Sticky Slap.” Truly, a battle for the ages.

Sublime Graphics: Witness the cutting-edge graphics of 2002! FFXI’s visuals are like a Monet painting viewed through a foggy window. Squint hard enough, and you might mistake a tree stump for a majestic unicorn.

Storytelling: FFXI’s plot is a tapestry woven by a thousand blindfolded monkeys. Unravel the mystery of crystals, ancient civilizations, and a villain whose name sounds like a sneeze. Spoiler alert: It’s all about friendship and crystals. Always crystals.

Subscription Fees: Why pay for Netflix or Spotify when you can invest in FFXI? It’s the gift that keeps on taking. Your monthly subscription ensures you’ll never run out of fetch quests, obscure lore, and existential crises.

So there you have it! Final Fantasy XI: where patience meets masochism, and your sanity goes on vacation. Play it today, and remember: “The journey is more important than the destination…unless the destination is a better game.” ??
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By Asura.Iamaman 2024-03-22 08:14:49
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Shiva.Haldarn said: »
So there you have it! Final Fantasy XI: where patience meets masochism, and your sanity goes on vacation. Play it today, and remember: “The journey is more important than the destination…unless the destination is a better game.” ??

I think Cortana got frustrated she couldn't beat Bumba v25
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By Asura.Eiryl 2024-03-22 08:16:48
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That's pretty accurate tho. Weird to see the machine nail that ***.

Some world class snark/sarcasm from something that doesn't know what those words mean.

Honestly, so well done. It's just peak. Even the fast travel comment, while not entirely true you still have to unlock them on foot first.

(Cortana, anyway)
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By Ragnarok.Jessikah 2024-03-22 08:20:24
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I actually wrote down a list of some of my favourite things about XI.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Khajit 2024-03-22 08:23:58
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Cortana sounds like she barely made it to jueno
Asura.Iamaman said: »
Shiva.Haldarn said: »
So there you have it! Final Fantasy XI: where patience meets masochism, and your sanity goes on vacation. Play it today, and remember: “The journey is more important than the destination…unless the destination is a better game.” ??

I think Cortana got frustrated she couldn't beat Bumba v25
Cortana sounds like she didn't even make it to the Shadow Lord.
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By Dodik 2024-03-22 08:25:16
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I'll take "XI was a game before humans could ask faux-intelligent 'AI' bots dumb questions as to how humans should waste their time" for $200 Alex.
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By Carbuncle.Nynja 2024-03-22 11:07:15
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Quote:
Trying to get friends to play FFXI

With friends like you, who needs enemies??
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By Shiva.Haldarn 2024-03-22 11:09:15
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Dodik said: »
I'll take "XI was a game before humans could ask faux-intelligent 'AI' bots dumb questions as to how humans should waste their time" for $200 Alex.

Is that cheaper or more expensive than the bots that pervade FFXI at the moment?
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2024-03-22 11:19:42
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Ragnarok.Jessikah said: »
Because of this, no enemies feel like HP-sponges.

Someone has never fought Mireu

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By Shiva.Thorny 2024-03-22 11:47:43
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Pretty sure these are both just shitty gaming 'journalism' articles barely paraphrased and spit back out. Why in the world would you consider that to be worthwhile or relevant?
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By RadialArcana 2024-03-22 11:57:06
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I just say the exact opposite things people say are positives for xiv, cause there are plenty of weirdos out there

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By Lakshmi.Sahzi 2024-03-22 12:06:58
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Shiva.Haldarn said: »
Hi Gemini. Could you write a compelling argument as to why people should play specifically Final Fantasy XI over any other video game.

Gemini said:

Final Fantasy XI isn't for the faint of heart. It's a commitment, a journey that unfolds at its own pace. But for those seeking a deep, rewarding experience, Vana'diel awaits. It's more than a game; it's a world waiting to be explored, a community waiting to welcome you, and a challenge waiting to be conquered.

This line is like the speech an 80s movie nerd gives to the chick that's way out of his league. She just wants to have some fun and he keeps droning on about her "taking a chance on love" blah blah.



That's why she runs off the with guy with the tribal tatoos.

Or the analogy of I guess playing hole.io or w/e the eff the normal people are playing these days.
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By Shiva.Aelitalily 2024-03-24 05:48:20
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I need friends to play XI with too! Living in AUS means that its even HARDER to find people online :3
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