Text Jokes - Funny 1 Liners / Story's

I want to make a topic full of jokes and funny stories.

I'll start.

Come over let me squirtle all over them Jiggly puffs. - Ash


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Do you that the King james bible says that human skin is more stretchable then rubber? In the book of Exodus it says that Moses tied his *** to a tree and walked 10 miles.