gO bArElY sUrViVe ElSeWhErE.
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ThE tHrEaD's ClOsEd UnTiL AuG. 6tH.
gO bArElY sUrViVe ElSeWhErE.
gO bArElY sUrViVe ElSeWhErE.
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That is the best use of that meme I have seen.
It's not as bad as I thought now.
It's not as bad as I thought now.
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-Noms the mints from the reception desk-
Just opening up the thread out of spite.
Siren.Mosin said: »
well *** you too!
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Open all tbe doors and windows !
Parker! Go fix the AC or something.
Parker! Go fix the AC or something.
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION
Parker!
Click on this link and get me that wine plZ, chilled, not stirred, and win that prize, k?
-fiddles with fingers while waiting for Parker-
So... in the mean time, story time.
Ahem.
So 4th of July weekend, pretty relax n stuff. Mom is suposed to leave on vacation to visit her mom on the 4th, Dad left on 7th. to meet her too. Sister came in from her school earlier on the 4th before Mom left, to spend summer here while she looks for a new place to stay at... but also brought in a guest... some chinese guy, younger than her. Kid is suposed to go back to China next weekend.
Sister and Chinese Bob left to skydive that day, Mom left for her trip, Dad took her, and then went to a 4th BBQ with the family... I skipped and played games.
Dad came home, Sister and Chinese Bob came in late, he slept in the living room.
Next day, workday yadda yadda, sister took C.Bob to tour around the city.
Thu came around, I left for work, Sister and C.Bob went camping.
Dad left on vacation Fri morning, and I spent the whole weekend with booze, poker and videogames.
Sis and CBob came back on Sunday Night, again, spent the night.
Monday morning... *** u monday...
I try to take off fats cause late. C.Bob is awake as i go trough the door, he says he wants to talk.... fuking great. Fine.
"Yadda yadda thanks for having me as guest yadda yadda wish id goten to meet you guys more yadda yadda mail a card yadda yadda going back to china yadda yadda (***'mlatenow). I cut him shkrt, apologize, have a good trip home dude (not that i care) and I blaze off... 5 mins late, no one notices.
End of the day, go home, catch him leaving on a distance.
Good
And so ends the tale of Chinese Bob....
Click on this link and get me that wine plZ, chilled, not stirred, and win that prize, k?
-fiddles with fingers while waiting for Parker-
So... in the mean time, story time.
Ahem.
So 4th of July weekend, pretty relax n stuff. Mom is suposed to leave on vacation to visit her mom on the 4th, Dad left on 7th. to meet her too. Sister came in from her school earlier on the 4th before Mom left, to spend summer here while she looks for a new place to stay at... but also brought in a guest... some chinese guy, younger than her. Kid is suposed to go back to China next weekend.
Sister and Chinese Bob left to skydive that day, Mom left for her trip, Dad took her, and then went to a 4th BBQ with the family... I skipped and played games.
Dad came home, Sister and Chinese Bob came in late, he slept in the living room.
Next day, workday yadda yadda, sister took C.Bob to tour around the city.
Thu came around, I left for work, Sister and C.Bob went camping.
Dad left on vacation Fri morning, and I spent the whole weekend with booze, poker and videogames.
Sis and CBob came back on Sunday Night, again, spent the night.
Monday morning... *** u monday...
I try to take off fats cause late. C.Bob is awake as i go trough the door, he says he wants to talk.... fuking great. Fine.
"Yadda yadda thanks for having me as guest yadda yadda wish id goten to meet you guys more yadda yadda mail a card yadda yadda going back to china yadda yadda (***'mlatenow). I cut him shkrt, apologize, have a good trip home dude (not that i care) and I blaze off... 5 mins late, no one notices.
End of the day, go home, catch him leaving on a distance.
Good
And so ends the tale of Chinese Bob....
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.....Or so I thought.....
GDI PARKER WHERE IS MY WINE
-Ahem-
So yesterday. Another usual day, playing random game, Sis comes into the room and we start talking random ***like where is best pizza.
Little past 6:30... doorbell
Great, *** kids playing with it again.
"Just ignore it"sister said.
"Naa, ima go scream at them kids"
"Fine but I am not home" she said.
I che k trough out the peep hole, no one there, open the door to see if i manage to see one of them kids...
suddenly...
-chinese bob.
Wat.
...
...
...
Oh hai (who are you again? Why are you here again? Shouldnt u be in LA? [2hrs away])
-makes small talk then asks if my sister is home-
(Thinks for a split second)
"Nope not home"
Oh... i said it.
Any idea when she might get back?
"Nope, wanst home when i got here and i was taking a nap, but lemme get my phone and text her."
I get my phone from my room, signal my sis to be quiet and go back out, and text her.
He leaves a gift, and says hes gonna wander around and wait for her to come back. He walks away, i close the door, lock it.
....
"So your friend came to visit you, told him you are not home as told."
-shock reaction face-
Why was he here, why u said that, wby why why
-goes back to my game...-
"What am i gonna dooo"
...
Go talk to him? Idk
"But we already said final goodbyes, hes s1uppised to be in LA to go back to Chinaaaaa -panic face as she runs multiple scenarios-
-is amused-
Just pretend you just got home and talk to the guy... i say.
"Is he still around ?"
Lemme go find out.
-i leave to take out the trash and scout the area. Yup, still there. Sees me, ask if home yet. Nope. Sadface, gives me his phone number, i go back inside.
Yep still there, nope you are not home yet.
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Sis calls her friend, I play some HoTS.... all is quiet.
9:30 - 10
Doorbell.
I missed it, sis didnt.
Chinese Bob is back.
"What do what do?"
Just go talk to him and ima go to sleep, I never saw you get home.
She does. I stay up a bit to make sure things are fine, then just went to bed.
Woke up to a notefrom my sis.
We talked and it got late, i felt bad so i let him sleep in tbe couch.
So fking Chinese Bob slept there again...
So i just sneaked off to work today.
If i see C.Bob again ima just tell him to farm me some gil >:(
But wow, tbe friendzone is real. Population: ChineseBob.
GDI PARKER WHERE IS MY WINE
-Ahem-
So yesterday. Another usual day, playing random game, Sis comes into the room and we start talking random ***like where is best pizza.
Little past 6:30... doorbell
Great, *** kids playing with it again.
"Just ignore it"sister said.
"Naa, ima go scream at them kids"
"Fine but I am not home" she said.
I che k trough out the peep hole, no one there, open the door to see if i manage to see one of them kids...
suddenly...
-chinese bob.
Wat.
...
...
...
Oh hai (who are you again? Why are you here again? Shouldnt u be in LA? [2hrs away])
-makes small talk then asks if my sister is home-
(Thinks for a split second)
"Nope not home"
Oh... i said it.
Any idea when she might get back?
"Nope, wanst home when i got here and i was taking a nap, but lemme get my phone and text her."
I get my phone from my room, signal my sis to be quiet and go back out, and text her.
He leaves a gift, and says hes gonna wander around and wait for her to come back. He walks away, i close the door, lock it.
....
"So your friend came to visit you, told him you are not home as told."
-shock reaction face-
Why was he here, why u said that, wby why why
-goes back to my game...-
"What am i gonna dooo"
...
Go talk to him? Idk
"But we already said final goodbyes, hes s1uppised to be in LA to go back to Chinaaaaa -panic face as she runs multiple scenarios-
-is amused-
Just pretend you just got home and talk to the guy... i say.
"Is he still around ?"
Lemme go find out.
-i leave to take out the trash and scout the area. Yup, still there. Sees me, ask if home yet. Nope. Sadface, gives me his phone number, i go back inside.
Yep still there, nope you are not home yet.
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Sis calls her friend, I play some HoTS.... all is quiet.
9:30 - 10
Doorbell.
I missed it, sis didnt.
Chinese Bob is back.
"What do what do?"
Just go talk to him and ima go to sleep, I never saw you get home.
She does. I stay up a bit to make sure things are fine, then just went to bed.
Woke up to a notefrom my sis.
We talked and it got late, i felt bad so i let him sleep in tbe couch.
So fking Chinese Bob slept there again...
So i just sneaked off to work today.
If i see C.Bob again ima just tell him to farm me some gil >:(
But wow, tbe friendzone is real. Population: ChineseBob.
So chinese bob wss gobe by the time i got home.
Good.
So ends the tale of Chinese Bob.
Good.
So ends the tale of Chinese Bob.
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
So chinese bob wss gobe by the time i got home.
Good.
So ends the tale of Chinese Bob.
Good.
So ends the tale of Chinese Bob.
Hi from Tokyo.
It's hot as *** here.
It's hot as *** here.
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been looking to buy a house for the past week or so. I'm disappointed in the availability and housing styles that i can afford T_T
houses here sell same day. you get to a point where that disappointment starts to fade more and more.
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Man i miss ff14 but i don't want to re-buy it for the ps4 plus the monthly fee. *my laptop sucks balls*
Who is you
volkom said: »
been looking to buy a house for the past week or so. I'm disappointed in the availability and housing styles that i can afford T_T
Given castles with modern amenities on private islands in temperate climates aren't exactly going for (very) low six figures, I accepted this fact from the beginning in house hunting.
Find a nice neighborhood and a place that's affordable and structurally sound and make it your own.
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Chinese Bob is gone, confirmed.....
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Chinese Bob is gone, confirmed.....
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
I hope it's a bunch of gibberish, or some kind of treasure map.
Seriously, it better be something completely out of left field because if it's just a profession of love I'll be incredibly disappointed in Chinese Bob.
Hell, I'd be able to laugh at a simple *** pic in an envelope.
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Ramyrez said: »
volkom said: »
been looking to buy a house for the past week or so. I'm disappointed in the availability and housing styles that i can afford T_T
Given castles with modern amenities on private islands in temperate climates aren't exactly going for (very) low six figures, I accepted this fact from the beginning in house hunting.
Find a nice neighborhood and a place that's affordable and structurally sound and make it your own.
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Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Who is you
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